Amanda Bynes is spending time in NYC on the heels of her second DUI arrest last week, and the troubled starlet gave some crazy quotes to a lucky In Touch reporter who approached her.

Among the actress' revelations:

She's engaged!

    “I am very needy for friendship and I hate men. I want to f**k them, but I can now say I’m engaged — get away from me. I want to be married and I want to be away from people.”


Why she wants to settle down in NY with her 19-year-old "fiancé":

    She "really [likes] walking and riding [her] bike, and in California, you need to drive. I really do not enjoy driving. I don’t like the way I look in a car. The lighting is very bad.”


On starting a family once she's married:

    "I want boys, for sure. However many I can pop out. I don’t want a gorgeous girl around. Then I [would] feel way jealous. Ew.”


On designing her own wedding dress:

    "I honestly would rather not [design my dress], but I’m so particular about how I look that I cannot imagine not designing it."


This is sad!