Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson are no joke, y'all! They may seems like Calabasas country bumpkins when they're in LA, but their down-to-earth images are shattered now!

These two looked like city folk in their all-black best Tuesday night in the Big Apple. Jess wore wide-legged pants and a silk camisole top with her blonde locks pulled back, accessorized with a fringed clutch. And what the hell, Eric?! We knew you were cute, but look at ya now! Mr. Simpson cleans up quite nicely, huh?!