Leave it to hipster couple Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes to come up with a strange baby name for their offspring.

Turns out Hollywood's hottest and most secretive duo has dubbed their daughter, Esmeralda Amada Gosling. How Hunchback of Notre-Dame of them! We guess we're glad they didn't name her something like Seitan or Pressed Juice Gosling.

Little Esmeralda was born last month at Providence Saint John's Health Center in Santa Monica, Calif. Her name is said to be inspired by Mendes' family -- and it also should be noted that the actress played a character named Amada Juarez in the 2007 crime drama, We Own the Night.