Beyonce is trying to make us feel sorry for her -- and it just ain't working.

Earlier today, the not-so-single lady released a new 11-minute, "retrospective short film celebrating the one-year anniversary of the self-titled visual album, Beyonce. ... Eyeroll ...

The self-aggrandizing video is chock full of super dramatic voice overs. Against a background of black and white visuals, Bey softly says, "When you are famous no one looks at you like a human any more. You become the property of the public. There's nothing real about it."

Umm -- well there's definitely something real about topping Forbes' list of the World's Highest Paid Musicians of 2014 and taking home $115 million dollars last year!

We don't call her Queen B because she's grounded!