It's shocking to us that this meathead can even read, but it's not shocking to us that he made this absentminded mistake!

Sofia Vergara came to the aid of her injured boyfriend Joe Manganiello when he locked his keys in the car today, and she's a sexy support system if we ever did see one! Once the couple handled the situation, they headed to BOA for a late lunch on this dreary day in L.A.

The TV actor is sporting a pretty serious brace on his arm after hurting it while stripping… for his new flick Magic Mike XXL! "He did a lot of crazy things in the movie. I think he even had an accident. He had a problem with his arm because he was doing some crazy stripper routine, and the girl that he was with — doing the stripping for — did something wrong, and things went wrong, so he got hurt. It’s dangerous to be a stripper. I thought it was just fun and games," his Colombian lady love recently explained during an appearance on Conan.

We wonder what they talk about over meals? International relations? Climate change? Doubtful, we bet they just sit there and tell each other how hot they are!