He likes big butts and he can not lie ...

Kim Kardashian superfan Jordan James Parke, who has spent over $150K to look the way he does, had a sit-down with British talk show This Morning. During the interview, the over-the-top gent talked about the plethora of procedures he's endured to look like his idol, Kimmy K -- and that next he wants an ass that will break the Internet. Don't we all, darling ...

On the show, the heavily made-up 23-year-old explained: "I've had lip filler, obviously, I've had botox, I've had cheek filler, I've had chin filler, I have my eyebrows tattooed on, micro-dermabrasion, I get regular vampire treatments." Umm we just looked up "vampire treatments" and it's not good.

But even all that hasn't satisfied the beast -- Jordan curves like Kim's. "I love her bum, her bum's amazing. When she did the cover when the bum was out, I think she looked amazing, she's an inspiration," said Jordan.

Oh yes -- such an inspiration ...

Jordan, who says many of his procedures have been paid for by boyfriends, doesn't want to get implants, saying, "I'd like to go as big as her. I'm not going to get implants, I won't go down the route of implants."

The brow-tastic personality said, "I want to get liposuction on my stomach and back. I lost 70lb last year, I'm so lazy, I never exercise so I want to get lipo on my stomach and back and they put the fat back into your bum so you get two procedures in one and you get a big bum."

Thanks Jordan James Parke for teaching us all a valuable lesson: if you can't work out to get the body you want -- just buy it!