Nice Bubble Bush, Miley!
Posted on Wed Jan 14th, 2015 8:10am PDT By X17 Staff
We know you can't stop and won't stop but seriously, Miley -- PLEASE STOP.
Miley Cyrus felt the need to expose her nude body, except for a bubble bath bush, for a very special issue of V magazine. This latest stunt just cements the fact that it's time the former Disney star just stop her wild antics and the grow the ef up. We get it Miley, you're a dirrrrrrrty girl!
The 22-year-old posted the snap on Instagram, along with the caption, "order yurrrr copy nowwwww cumzzzz w ol school pull out postahhhh photography by @cheythom fuck yaaaas weez a bunch of happy hippies ova hurrrr! â¤ï¸ Muah Vfam!"
Huh? What? Is that English?
We are so ready for Miley to fade into obscurity or at least do a Barbara Walters special where she has a heart-to-heart interview about that crazy time in her life when she felt she exposed her penchant for using drugs and showing off her nipples to the world on a somewhat daily basis -- but now she's leading the sober, more clothed life. Yeah -- we have a feeling that interview's not happening any time soon ...
We just hope the Destiny Hope's future holds a life of grace and dignity and not so many nude soapy selfies. Our eyes can't take much more of this!
Meanwhile, it appears as though Miley's trying to get into the Kennedy clan any way she can. Her 20-year-old brother Braison (yep, apparently that's a name) is dating boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger's older sis, Christina, reports TMZ.
Jackie Kennedy is rolling in her grave ...