Someone smack us with a whip, because we're so utterly unenthused with these photos of Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan at the at Berlin Film Festival premiere of Fifty Shades of Grey!

Jamie and Dakota posed for some shots together, and then they were joined by director Sam Taylor-Johnson, along with author E.L. James. Dakota is a hottie, but this Dior dress is like something Angelina Jolie wears on the red carpet these days -- somewhat sexy, but mostly forgettable. But hey, we're still VERY curious to see the film, which hits theaters tomorrow.

But here's what's NOT boring: The co-stars' sexy spread for W Magazine! Taylor-Johnson captioned the shot below, "[Here] is Dakota Johnson, naked on the floor." The director added, "This is my first studio film. So I quickly wised up to the fact that I couldn’t free-form it too much. Coming from a totally autonomous position to answering to a lot of people can be kind of a shock initially."


An even racier photo from the spread (which were really just behind-the-scenes pics shot by Taylor-Johnson), appeared on a Fifty Shades fan Twitter account yesterday. It shows Johnson and Dornan totally in a rather graphic sexual position. "A still from the first lovemaking scene in the movie,” Taylor-Johnson wrote about that one. “There were probably 10 to 15 people in the room. It’s an incredibly intimate shot in an unintimate setting.”

Well, it's not disgustingly graphic, but it's basically porn. But isn't that the whole point of the book? Click thru to see that one...