Sorry, but this is coming across as fifty shades of desperate! And who on earth shot these raunchy pictures?!

Over the weekend Jessica Simpson and husband Eric Johnson took off half of their clothes and struck some sexy poses, and it seems like they watched Fifty Shades Of Grey and decided to act out some of the raciest scenes in the film. "I'm so in love with you #FIFTYSHADESOFJOHNSON," Jess wrote alongside the pic of the two smooching. We're all for cutesy V-Day snaps, but this was just a little bit more of Eric than we wanted to see. And the ass grab? We're happy they have a hot sex life, but maybe keep some things private? Like how your butt cheeks look when your legs are spread open? Yowza!

Speaking of Fifty Shades Of Grey, the erotic thriller did quite well at the weekend box office, raking in $90.7 million domestically and $158 million internationally for a worldwide gross of $248.7 million. According to The Hollywood Reporter, this made Fifty Shades the biggest international opening of all time for an R-rated film. Not bad!