Justin Bieber Parties In Las Vegas After Being Brought To His Knees At Comedy Central Roast
Posted on Sun Mar 15th, 2015 10:59am PDT By X17 Staff
After being humbled at his Comedy Central Roast in Hollywood on Saturday afternoon, it seems like Justin Bieber wanted to get the heck out of town -- so he jetted off to Las Vegas and had a belated 21st birthday bash at Omnia at Caesars Palace. Not a bad way to spend your weekend!
Bieber's roast was taped at the Sony lot in Los Angeles, and the Canadian crooner had to endure a number of brutal jokes in front of an audience that included stars like Will Ferrell, John Legend, Chrissy Teigen, Kourtney Kardashian and Dave Chappelle. At the end of the roast Biebs told the crowd, "Damn, you guys were brutal. This was supposed to be a birthday present. When people ask me what I got for my 21st birthday, I'll tell them I got my d*ck kicked in. I should have known."
But then the pop star seemingly apologized for acting out over the last few years! "I turned a lot of people off the past few years…There was no preparing me for this life. I got thrown into this, 12 years old," he added. "There are moments I’m proud of and things I’ve done that don’t define who I am. I look forward to being someone you’re proud of…I’m excited to see what’s next. You have my word — I will not end up broken, pathetic, bitter or sitting on someone else’s roast. I’m at a moment of change. This is a new day."
Host Kevin Hart kicked off the night by saying, "Tonight we are gonna do what parents and the legal system should have done a long time — give the boy an *ss-whuppin he deserves." And that's exactly what they did, but it seems like Selena Gomez got dragged through the mud as well! "Selena wanted to be here, but she’s dating men now," comedian Jeff Ross joked. "Is it true you dumped her because she grew a moustache before you?" Ross then made a racially-charged joke, but after that it seems like the bulk of the heat was on the Biebs.
Click thru to see the top 21 jokes from the night!
“Bieber has 10 million fans — most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one.†- Kevin Hart
“Congratulations, Hannibal Buress. You are only the Bill Cosby accuser making money off of him.†- Snoop Dogg
“I always encouraged people to stay classy. And what’s more classy than hanging out with Floyd Mayweather.†- Ron Burgundy (yup, Will Ferrell brought his iconic character back for the evening)
“Justin’s fan are called beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word retards.†- Natasha Legerro
“A lot of people are upset that Justin hasn’t won a Grammy. There is Martha Stewart. She can be your grammy.†-Jeff Ross
“Justin, I don’t like your music. I think it’s bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy.†- Hannibal Buress
“Selena Gomez couldn’t be here tonight. Just because she didn’t want to be here.†- Hart
“Jeff Ross, you’re the only person on this dais making 95 percent of your yearly income today.†- Hannibal Buress
“Kevin is the only celebrity with a star on the yellow brick road.†- Shaquille O’Neal
“Martha is so old, her first period was the renaissance.†- SNL’s Pete Davidson
“Justin, as a father of six, you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people.†- O’Neal
“Chris D’Elia is here. He’s Justin’s favorite comedian. Wow. What an endorsement. That’s like being Shaq’s favorite poet.†- Ross
“I’ve come up with a douche that no one has ever heard of — you know, like Chris D’Elia.†- Martha Stewart
“Hannibal Buress is famous for exposing Cosby. He’s only famous for exposing Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby hurt those women without ever caring about the consequences … that Hannibal Buress would become famous.†- Davidson
“You are the King Joffrey of Pop.†-Ross
“All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time.†- Legerro
“Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters.†- Ludacris
“He’s Justin Bieber’s favorite comic, which is why he has duh in the middle of his name.†- Hart, introducing Chris D’Elia
“Those Calvin Klein billboards you were made are terrible. And I was in Whitney.†- D’Elia
“Kevin, you are everywhere. He is going to be on the next season of Game of Thrones. He’s going to play Peter Dinklage’s shadow.†- Legerro
“What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours.†- Bieber
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