Aside from a picture perfect Miranda Kerr, most of our favorite fashion mavens were veering dangerously close to hot mess territory at the Met Gala in New York City on Monday night!

Madonna, who is known for rocking crazy ensembles to the Met's annual bash, wore a boring Moschino dress with the name of her new album emblazoned all over it. We thought the logo trend was bad enough, but the 56-year-old pop star took things to a whole new level of awful with her shameless self-promotion. Donatella Versace looked like she needed a censor over her boob (or maybe just her face?), but at least she stuck to the Costume Institute's Chinese fashion theme for the "China: Through the Looking Glass" exhibit. She was one of the few who did, actually!

Miranda wore a custom Louis Vuitton dress and clutch, Giuseppe Zanotti shoes, and Lorraine Schwartz jewelry and while Kate Hudson looked stunning in a gold Michael Kors number, she couldn't seem to be bothered to remove the wad of chewing gum from her mouth before hitting the red carpet. Sigh...