Miley Cyrus Says She's Had Lesbian Relationships
Posted on Thu May 7th, 2015 10:18am PDT By X17 Staff
Miley Cyrus just admitted she's had lesbian relationships. Umm OBVIOUSLY.
The "Wrecking Ball" singer told the Associated Press that she’s been involved in relationships that weren’t “straight, heterosexual†ones. She didn't elaborate more -- but we are taking that as Miley Cyrus has gone gay.
And if you are shocked by that news -- then you have had had your head in the sand (or a Bible) for the last five years. The "We Can't Stop" singer hooking up with chicks?! Oh you mean Miley Cyrus -- the famous popstar who is constantly riding around on inflatable d*cks, doing drugs on Instagram, wearing next to nothing on the reg and constantly saying she can't stop and won't stop doing whatever the hell she wants to -- has sexed up another lady?!
As far as we see it -- we think Miley probably wakes up in mountains of naked dudes and gals every day of the week. Especially now that she's single again! Big deal. Miley has created a persona which makes it appear that her life is about living it up to the fullest, exploring every nook and cranny (pun intended) and getting pleasure as much as possible.
If you are surprised by any of this, get a life. Or a girlfriend. They're pretty rad.