What a piece of garbage!

Real Housewives of Orange County star Vicki Gunvalson's ex-boyfriend Brooks Ayers is finally admitting he fabricated medical documents in an attempt to prove he was receiving cancer treatments. The validity of his illness claims had been questioned all season long by the cast members of the Bravo reality show, and Us Weekly confirmed this week with the City of Hope hospital that they have never treated a patient by his name.

"Words cannot express the deep regret that I have in fabricating documents to 'prove' to the world that I, in fact, have cancer. What I did was wrong and inexcusable. I acted alone, without Vicki's knowledge, to produce documents for a reality TV show in hopes of putting doubts about my cancer to rest. I never intended to disclose my actual medical records or details about my private and personal medical history, thus the rationalization of presenting documents that weren't true simply for a 'storyline' for the show," he told E! News.

The pathological liar still can't say he never had cancer, though!

"From this day forward, my own personal journey with this disease will remain private as I initially intended over a year ago. My sincerest apologies to my family, friends, loved ones, and those who are battling this horrid disease for any additional pain and/or stress that I have caused. As [University of Louisville basketball coach] Rick Pitino once said, 'Mistakes can be good. They are fertilizer. Everything I've learned about coaching [life], I've learned from making mistakes.' I made a mistake yet I have learned a huge lesson as well," he added.

Wow! Just wow!