We aren't into dude booty AT ALL, but this is pretty funny!

John Stamos tried to "break the Internet" a la Kim Kardashian by going pantsless in the new issue of Paper magazine, and we have to admire the bravery it took for him to bare his backside!

The actor posed in just a dress shirt for the #Fandemonium issue, and will undoubtedly be people's #MCM for months to come!