Just kidding! It's exactly what we expected from the narcissistic reality star!

Kim Kardashian is known for her self-absorbed nature, so it's no shocker that the mother-of-two's New Year's resolutions are all about her! Rather than setting goals like spending more time with her children, or helping children in need, the buxom brunette is only focused on getting her pre-baby body back!

"To be honest, I'm not really into New Year's resolutions. I've done them before, but I don't believe in them. For some people, they are a good jumping off point, but for me, I like to set goals throughout the year. I think setting little goals every month is productive and long-term goals (like saving money or learning a new language) are important, too. But I don't need a new calendar year to do that," she began for a post on her website.

Everyone who makes resolutions is apparently beneath Kimmy K!

"In the next coming months I'd obviously like to shed the baby weight. That's the big one to accomplish first! I'd also like to finish our home next year, so we're working hard to make decisions and meet deadlines so it gets done. I’d like to do some really cool photo shoots for my website. I [also] want to do a couple more fun weekend trips with my Twitter followers that I haven't met yet … [and] I want to plan a West family vacation — it's a project in itself to find the time! Oh, I also want to learn how to do the splits LOL!" she continued.

Dieting and photoshoots?! Those are big goals you have there, Kim!