BREAKING NEWS - Kathy Griffin Named New FBI Director After President Trump Fires James Comey!
Posted on Wed May 10th, 2017 8:59am PDT By X17 Staff
X17online has the scoop on President Donald Trump's firing of FBI Director James Comey -- a replacement has already been announced and it's ... Kathy Griffin!
Apparently the comedienne has a long history of leading top-secret investigations for the White House and her Rolodex of undercover sources is unparalleled. In case you didn't know, she's fluent in Russian, among other languages, and earned three PhDs -- one in International Relations from Harvard; Intelligence Gathering from Yale and Government Hacking from Stanford. This lady certainly knows what she's doing!
It's unclear if she'll continue investigating Trump's ties to Russia or if, as the new head of the country's top intelligence agency, if she'll decide to look into whether Ivanka's shoe line is just a series of knock-offs of more famous Italian designers's styles. The world is waiting ...