We knew it was too good to be true!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are NOT calling off their split, despite multiple reports to the contrary. TMZ claims their divorce is going full speed ahead, and the only reason they haven't finalized it yet is because they're still working out custody and property settlements.

The main reason they will never reconcile? The actress permanently damaged their relationship by alleging the War Machine star was an abusive father. We'd say that's pretty unforgivable!

We guess someone at Us Weekly talked to a bogus "insider," because they swore things were headed back in a romantic direction.

"She’s still so in love with him. He got sober to try and win her back. He knew he had a problem that he had to take care of. And that’s all she ever wanted. Everyone thinks they are going to get back together. It wouldn’t be surprising if they announced that they’re calling it off and trying to work things out," a source dished to the mag.

Brangelina will never be Brangelina again, and we have to get used to it.