Please.

Kim Kardashian is trying really hard to convince everyone that she has insecurities, and on the latest episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, she claimed that those unflattering bikini pics of her in Mexico have given her a "full phobia" of being photographed by the paparazzi.

"You definitely get a thick skin once you have been through it a lot, but pictures just keep coming up every day and they just won’t let it go. I know I can handle anything and everything, and if I can’t handle it … who can?" she whined in one scene.

“I just am in the house so much that I get so freaked out if anyone like, looks at me. [It’s a] full phobia — I freak out about everything. Why do I subject myself to being seen? Why don’t I just stay at home?” she added.

Later in the show, sisters Khloe and Kourtney devise a plan to get rid of her social media access on her phone, so that she stops obsessing over her image.

"Kim is normally not this insecure. If she just didn’t have access to social media or just stopped looking at the blogs, I think that she would start to feel better," Kourtney muses.

"I feel like one of the best things she did for herself after her Paris incident was she really detached herself from the internet and social media. I think we kind of need to step in and do something like that so she realizes this does not matter, and we take that bulls— out of her life," Khloe revealed.

We all know Kimmy K is incredibly full of herself, so we're not buying this!