Dear Lord, how much bad ink can one person get?!

Ben Affleck hopped out of his ride to pump some gas yesterday, and he accidentally gave us a glimpse of his girly dolphin hip tattoo! Honestly, did he get this when he was still drinking? The only thing that could make it worse would be if it was on his lower back.

Speaking of, the Batman star has been mercilessly mocked on social media over the colored phoenix rising from the ashes tat that covers his whole back, and we can see why. At one point he tried to lie and say it was fake and just for a movie, but clever fans called his bluff when years later, he was still rocking the same body art.

Getting laser removal for a tiny butterfly or heart is one thing, but it might be kinda hard for Dr. Tatoff to wipe this slate clean! You know how they say you should never get anything that you wouldn't want when you're 80-years-old? Yeah, poor Ben didn't get the memo!