Ariana Grande's gonna make a quick buck from her breakups!

Girlfriend isn't kidding when she says she thinks ex Pete Davidson is using her to advance his career ... but what about her?! She's all about marketing her broken engagement to heart-broken fans everywhere who can relate. She released "Thank You, Next," a single in which she rates her former boyfriends like Davidson, Big Sean, and the late Mac Miller.

The lyrics go like, "Thought I’d end up with Sean / But he wasn’t a match / Wrote songs about Ricky / Now I listen and laugh / Even almost got married / And for Pete, I’m so thankful /Wish I could say ‘thank you’ to Malcolm / ‘Cause he was an angel."

She says now she's going to look inward and try not to move on too quickly, "Spend more time with my friends / I ain’t worried bout nothing / Plus I met someone else / We having better discussions / I know they say I move on too fast / But this one gon’ last / Cause her name is Ari / And I’m so good with that."

Meanwhile, Davidson tried to redeem himself last night on Saturday Night Live, by addressing the couple's broken engagement but instead, we kinda think he made a mockery of the news segment. Journalists learn in school that they should report the story, not become the story and maybe the same should be true for SNL comics. Pete looked a bit ridiculous making a "serious" statement about his failed relationship with Ariana during what's supposed to be a humorous skit. SO self-indulgent! Even SNL's profiting from this shiz!

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