This SO funny on SO many levels ...

FYI, young people don't even know who you are, Leo -- we love you, but seriously. You haven't made a good movie in years, you date girls half your age and you drive a Volvo, so get over your big, bad self.

When we spotted DiCaprio, 44, today, apparently he spotted us, too, so he put his 21-year-old girlfriend Camila Morrone (yes, he's old enough to have fathered her but hey -- you love who you love!) on the lookout for lenses as he wriggled his way out of his mom car and pulled his baseball cap lower so as not to be photographed. Then he ran -- yes, he literally ran away from our photographer so as not to be snapped. Why? We'd like to ask him that ourselves!