Child #1: "Doesn't she realize pop isn't a 'thing' anymore?"

Child #2: "They're speaking French? God, their accents."

Okay, so Taylor Swift didn't nail her gutteral "r." And maybe the line, "I’m the only one of me, that’s the fun of me," is a tad bit cheesy pop, but hey, it's T-Swiz!

The country/pop singer's new single is all about personal expression and the opening of the clip explains her own personal transformation since her last album 1989 -- the first visual is a slinky snake, slipping toward the camera, then it turns into a butterfly! That means Tay's not pissed and angry anymore, she's happy and pretty!

Swift had been teasing the new release for the song from her upcoming seventh album -- she's posted random visuals from the music video and then a "mysterious" countdown clock. And now, her baby's been birthed into the world! My kids don't love it, but what do YOU think?