SOOOOOO many things going on in this short clip of Travis Scott and baby mama Kylie Jenner! Watch and analyze!

1) Kylie's ass is HUGE! We're not ones to talk about people's body parts but when the person in question paid to enhance a particular body part, isn't that person kind of inviting us -- begging us -- to talk about said body part?! It's wiggly, jiggly, bootylicious!

2) Meanwhile, Travis' butt is so skinny, he can't keep his pants up! Or maybe they're falling down because he forgot to buckle his belt after a quickie with Kylie at the Beverly Hills Hotel!

3) These afternoon delights are how baby #2 happens, people -- mark our words!

4) Even with some random fan following down the hotel corridor and trying to get a selfie or something, Travis is still totally nice!

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