Answer me this ... why is it celebrities always seem to go to the hospital when they've got a sniffle or a sneeze?!

Miley Cyrus is holed up in a VIP suite at a local LA-area hospital with tonsillitis. Us normal people just stay home and sweat it out, drinking Gatorade and eating Campbells chicken noodle soup but A-listers like Miley go to Cedars-Sinai and get an IV drip!

The country-pop star/actress/headline-maker/shameless Instagrammer took to ... Instagram to share her medical story which involves customizing her hospital gown, her mom Tish brushing her hair, and boyfriend Cody Simpson taping a "Mom I'm Gay" Banksy print on Cyrus' door. Ahhh ... must be nice to have health insurance!