Ben Affleck has been whoring out his sobriety and his divorce to promote his new film The Way Back, but unless that interview gets him the cover of People magazine, portraying him as the sensitive dad who's found his "way back" to responsible fatherhood, he doesn't really wanna go there!

What we mean is, check out our videographer congratulating the once-troubled actor on his "comeback" film and Ben have ZERO time for the shooter's kind words ...