Brandon Davis Posts

While You Were Sleeping

December 14, 2006... Paris was back, party-hopping from Hyde to the Chateau, while her frenemy, Lindsay, was down the street at Teddy's, where she tried to hide under a coat on her way out of the club! (Tip to Lindsay: If you...

While You Were Sleeping...

December 07, 2006... Paris was busy party-hopping around Los Angeles! From a Fredrick's of Hollywood party at Lucques, where she rapped with actor/Camp Freddy lead singer Donovan Leitch, to The Blood Diamond premiere after-party at Teddy's with Brandon Davis and Danny Trejo,...

X17 Celebrity Personals: Britney Spears

November 30, 2006... Check out the ad we just found tucked away in the back of Celebrity Romance Weekly - sound like anyone you know? Rich single mother seeking SWM for late-night chats and pharmacy trips. Must love children, Taco Bell, and X17. Enthusiasm...

The Hiltonification Of Britney Continues

November 30, 2006... Throwing her private parts all over the place, feuding and then quickly reuniting with Lindsay Lohan, laughing at all of Brandon Davis' jokes - with every passing day, Britney Spears' behavior gets more and more Parisian! Heck, at this rate...

Splitsville For Britney And Paris?

November 30, 2006... Could Britney Spears' newfound friendship with Paris Hilton be coming to a close already? Frankly, we're starting to worry - first reports of Britney pulling out of her co-hosting duties of the Billboard Music Awards with Paris start to surface,...

What Did YOU Do During the Holiday Weekend?

November 27, 2006... If you were like me, you probably ate some turkey, saw some movies and watched some football. But if you were like Britney and Paris, you went out almost EVERY NIGHT, sometimes even in the same clothes you've been...

X17 Celebrity Costume Contest

October 31, 2006... It's Halloween, and with all the parties, pumpkin patch visits, and other excuses for celebs (and their offspring) to dress up and act silly, we decided to hold the first ever X17 Celebrity Costume Contest. Tell us who you...

Hyde and Seek

October 31, 2006... The stars were out again at Hyde last night. Ashlee Simpson is back in the USA with her new nose and her new man, Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy, Mary-Kate and pals (in A Clockwork Orange costumes) tried...

Nicky Hilton Completely Unoriginal

October 30, 2006... No, we're not talking about that tacky "Naughty French Maid" costume! Ever since her breakup with Kevin Connolly, Nicky's been dipping her toes in the pool of starlets' discarded beaus. First, Brandon Davis (Mischa's Ex), whom we caught...

Spooky, Scary, And Sexy

October 29, 2006... Travis Barker, Brandon Davis (aka creator of Firecrotch), and Paris -- If you think the pix are funny, wait until you see the video of Travis below, where we ask him the un-askable; and as always -- if you like...

Last Night While You Were Sleeping...

October 26, 2006... The stars were out partying at Hyde and Teddy's. Lindsay Lohan made a mad dash for the front door of Hyde, where she was joined by Pete Wentz (with pants on, thankfully), Taboo from Black Eyed Peas and...

Nicky Hilton Rebounding With Brandon Davis?!?

October 23, 2006... Looks like Nicky has quickly moved on from her recent breakup and is now cozying up to none other than bloated, greasy, "Firecrotch"-spouting (and check bouncing) Brandon Davis! We caught the pair canoodling over a classy lunch of burgers...

Two Titanic Teams, One Little Club

October 10, 2006... One of the most compelling sideshows of the whole Paris-Lindsay reconciliation story has to be the way Lindsay and Hilton roommate/Team Firecrotch captain Brandon Davis keep showing up at Club Hyde - if we keep catching them strolling into the...

We Don't Need No Water...

October 06, 2006... Good thing that water pipe broke in Area last night - with all the celebrity firepower packing the club, everyone probably could have used a nice cool-down! The club was set to be the scene for Nicky Hilton's 23rd birthday...

Happy Birthday, Nicky!

October 06, 2006... For a Hilton sister, Nicky sure seems to stay out of the spotlight - unless her boyfriend happens to have laid Brandon Davis out with a punch or two, she usually only shows up in stories almost as an afterthought....

FIRECROTCH UNCENSORED!

May 16, 2006... They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Well, apparently this exceedingly NSFW video clip of Brandon Davis making a point about Lindsay Lohan to Paris is only worth one, and that word is “fire-crotch”:
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