December 28, 2006...
Jessica showed up at the party at Social last night in an outfit that makes the absolute least of her assets. When your hairstylist and wardrobe stylist are permanent members of your entourage don't you think some of their...
December 22, 2006...
With the end of the year rolling around, the clock's running out on our chance to post some of our favorite pictures - so we just figured "why not?" and threw a bunch of 'em together here! -- Introducing X17...
November 14, 2006...
Considering how pretty AND personable Jessica Simpson is, we here at the X17 Celebrity Matchmaking Desk (a subdivision of our Office of Baseless Speculation) have had just about enough of her single status - so we ran her through our...
November 13, 2006...
Jessica was all smiles (it's hard to tell underneath all that ratty hair, but if you watch the video, you can definitely see it) as she entered this Beverly Hills salon that, according to their website, "specializes in curly hair"!...
November 11, 2006...
We caught the usually well-coiffed Jessica Simpson on her way to her favorite spa (plastic surgery center?) yesterday in Beverly Hills. I guess one can forgive the messy hair - especially after we caught Ken cheating on her with...
November 09, 2006...
We threw together a gallery of some of our favorite shots of celebrities sporting their favorite pairs of shades - even though they're typically trying as hard as they can to hide their famous faces, sometimes they accidentally make themselves...
November 08, 2006...
Given how much all you guys love to see celebrities making asses out of themselves, we thought you might get a kick out of a look back (GET IT ROFLS?!!?!) at some of our favorite shots of celebs looking all...
November 03, 2006...
Maybe Jessica ought to consider not letting Ashlee and Pete tag along when she heads out to Hyde - after all, there's nothing more infuriating than being forcibly single while your little sister's out flaunting her new boyfriend! But it...
November 02, 2006...
She's just a normal girl, doing her afternoon grocery shopping and there's really nothing too special about this video except a quick, cute little Jessica moment as she's loading groceries into her car ...
October 31, 2006...
In case you haven't finalized the map of your trick-or-treating routes, you might want to add Jessica Simpson's house to your list of stops - the blonde bombshell just told us that she's planning on staying in tonight! Apparently she's...
October 27, 2006...
With Halloween just around the corner, we thought it might be fun to put together a retrospective of some of our favorite shots of stars at their scariest - without makeup! (And since some of them are damn near unrecognizable,...
October 16, 2006...
We caught both Mischa Barton and Jessica Simpson clutching their furball friends yesterday - which pooch do you think's been on the receiving end of more maternal attention from their celebrity owner?
October 16, 2006...
...of hands, of course. Her other famous set, of course, hardly needs to be shown off - hell, when we ran into her outside of Il Sole, her lady bits were practically leaping out of her shirt! Needless to say,...
October 11, 2006...
...hair extensions? Or maybe just steak? Either way, Jessica Simpson had plenty to be excited about as she walked into Arnie Morton's Steakhouse last night - with the mane she was sporting, we half-expected her to bolt down La Cienega...
October 08, 2006...
Jessica Simpson is so obviously in love with X17 and even more enamored with us is her lovely stylist, Jessica Pastor. If she weren't so head over heels for us, she wouldn't have given us such great video ...
October 04, 2006...
Looks like everyone who went to see Jessica's TRL taping today got a little bit more of a show than they bargained for! But who knows - maybe see-through shirts are just Jessica's way of distracting people from the fact...
October 04, 2006...
We've always got a few loose pictures hanging around - we thought it might be fun to put together a quickie compilation of a few of our favorites!
Paris Hilton opens the door in style
Jessica Simpson tries to hug famous Los...
October 03, 2006...
By now, you may have read reports about Jessica Simpson's alleged rendezvous with John Mayer last night - well, luckily for you, you've come to the source, because our photographers were with Jessica all night and we've got even more...
October 02, 2006...
Could the dynamic duo be getting back together? Our friends at the New York Post have been reporting that Adrienne Sands, Jess' most recent assistant, has been kvetching like crazy to all her friends lately, complaining about being too smart...
September 30, 2006...
Jeez, where'd Jessica Simpson go? When we caught up with her leaving a private party in Hollywood with stylist chum Ken Paves, she looked downright Bosworthian compared to the last time we ran into her - and that was just...
September 29, 2006...
Paparazzi craziness started for Jessica Simpson last night when she arrived at Hyde (you can see in the video that she decided to enter in the back because the front was too crowded with photogs); then she went to the...
September 19, 2006...
Looks like Jessica Simpson decided to take her arrival at LAX last night as an opportunity to prove Papa Joe wrong about at least one pont - they may be double Ds, but as long as you're willing to dress...
September 17, 2006...
The cameras love Jess -- so much so that they stop her in the middle of the street to snap pictures as she was leaving Hyde last night and then they went through security at LAX as she left town...
September 15, 2006...
As hard as we try to give you all the photos we can spare, sometimes we have to let perfectly good photos fall by the wayside - until now! Here's a quick compendium of our favorite photos from this week...
September 15, 2006...
Another day, another boutique, another eighty squillion paparazzi following Jessica Simpson around! Yes, once again we were able to spend some time with a couple dozen of our closest colleagues while Jessica shopped in Marlow - as much as we...
September 14, 2006...
Who says Ashlee's the more relevant Simpson sister these days? We beg to differ - and we've got a couple hundred colleagues who have our back! Just check out the crowd Jessica draws just by picking out some flowers at...
September 13, 2006...
Ordinarily, Jessica Simpson's one of the sweetest, most obliging subjects our photographers follow, but even Jess has her limits - and it looks like one of them is John Mayer!
We ran into Jess as she left Il Sole yesterday, but...
September 13, 2006...
Hey - we're workin' here! Our photogs were at Barney's yesterday in hot pursuit of Jessica Simpson, but the management had other ideas! Check out the security guards' treatment of the photogs - we understand that it's his job to...
September 12, 2006...
Let's be honest: Although this clip features some great non-responses from Jessica Simpson on the subject of one Jonathan Mayer, who'd want to watch footage of Jessica *not* answering questions when you could watch her swear to the owner of...
