Answer me this ... why is it celebrities always seem to go to the hospital when they've got a sniffle or a sneeze?!

Miley Cyrus is holed up in a VIP suite at a local LA-area hospital with tonsillitis. Us normal people just stay home and sweat it out, drinking Gatorade and eating Campbells chicken noodle soup but A-listers like Miley go to Cedars-Sinai and get an IV drip!

The country-pop star/actress/headline-maker/shameless Instagrammer took to ... Instagram to share her medical story which involves customizing her hospital gown, her mom Tish brushing her hair, and boyfriend Cody Simpson taping a "Mom I'm Gay" Banksy print on Cyrus' door. Ahhh ... must be nice to have health insurance!

Justin Bieber was in no mood to talk about his scraped up Lamborghini Urus as he fueled up on heathy food at EarthBar. The singer, wearing a tie-dye Drew House hoodie and slippers, held the door for a family-of-three as they left the restaurant and as he headed back to his van with take-out, we asked about Hailey Baldwin scraping the rims on his customized Lambo and Biebs was NOT looking too happy about it ...

Nick Jonas recently announced will be joining NBC's The Voice as a coach for the series' 18th season. Nick celebrates his new gig by dining with his rocker bros Kevin and Joe during at Craig's in West Hollywood. Nick posted a video on social media warning his fellow coaches, "While I'm excited to work with you guys, I'm coming for you!"

The Affleck-Garners are a busy bunch! Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner reunited for daughter Seraphina's soccer match on Saturday, looking every bit the successful co-parents.

Earlier Saturday, Ben enjoyed some rollerblading with Sera and Sam ...


Then on Sunday, Jen took the kids to church, as usual. "Little" Violet is practically as tall as mom!


Then Monday after school, Jen took Samuel for ice cream. The doting parents spend more time on their kids than they do working, that's for sure -- and as it should be! No one ever said parenting was easy!

Whoa! Justin Bieber almost took a spill Monday as he rollered out of meeting in Larchmont Village in LA. The singer wore $400 Segway Drift W1 e-skates on his Crocs and nearly wiped out next to cafe diners in the trendy neighborhood. But lucky him (and them) -- he high-fived the restaurant patrons instead of landing on their table!

Meanwhile, Hailey was off to see her stylist, of course, looking a bit more pulled together than her hubby. She wore the latest silk pajama-as-clothing trend with a Louis Vuitton bum bag strapped across her chest. We have to say, it looks like Justin was having a lot more fun!

Talk about a craaaaaazy coincidence ... or was it?!

Kylie Jenner -- fresh off her "time-off" split from Travis Scott -- just happened to be partying at Hyde Lounge Saturday night at the same time her ex Tyga was there!

Next up is sis Khloe Kardashian who came along for the ride ... her wacky coincidence? Ex-hubby Lamar Odom was up in da club at the same time she, Kylie, and Tyga were! Random sequence of events? Or could these "accidental" run-ins have been planned??? YOU decide!

Seriously, how can you fall in love so fast?!

Miley Cyrus and Aussie singer/swimmer Cody Simpson have gone from zero to one hundred in about one second flat! The pair hooked up after Miley dumped hubby Liam Hemsworth at the end of the summer and then hooked up with gal pal Kaitlynn Carter and proceeded to dump her a month later. Miley doesn't waste time, folks!

Miley and Cody were outed as a couple last week when a fan spotted them grabbing an acai bowl breakfast and making out. The video went viral and Miley -- since she's so addicted to social media -- HAD to respond with her below post asking why she couldn't just make out with her new boyfriend in peace.

The two have gone on to worship each other on their respective social media accounts -- Cody even calling breakfast Miley made for him, "courtesy of baby." Baby?! After two weeks?!

Meanwhile, a new report claims Liam "doesn't care" that Miley's dating fellow Aussie Cody and that he's "not focused" on his soon-to-be-ex-wife.

Are these two moving too fast? Is Miley headed for another crash-and-burn breakup?

Everybody loves Kylie Jenner because she's a billionaire, yet they SLAM her for showing off her wealth! What gives?!

Keeping Up With the Kardashians didn't become popular TV because it's a reality show about poor people -- no offense. KarJenner fans love/love to hate the family because they have a sh*t ton of money. So when Kylie Jenner bought herself a break-up gift after "taking time off" from baby daddy Travis Scott, fans did her in.

Ky posted a video to her Instagram Story of the $3 million custom Bugatti with a Halloween-themed orange and black interior with pumpkin emojis surrounding it and one user commented, "How can people justify buying more cars then they possibly need when there are people out there who can’t eat! Like I get it’s your money and you earn it but HOW do you justify not doing good with it I just don’t get it. They money you spent on this you could of fed a village for a year at LEAST."

Another wrote: "Oh yay! Another new car! Meanwhile there’s ppl struggling to make ends meet and feed themselves. I’m happy for her but damn when is enough enough?"

Here's your answer ... enough is NEVER enough. You guys love her for being fabulous and you increase her fame and her wealth every day and the very reason you love her is pissing you off now? Uh ... #hypocrites