We don't believe that Kim Kardashian has nothing to wear -- just like we don't believe the latest nude photo that Kimmy K just posted on her Instagram account is a new photo! She wishes!

Looking for some attention after giving birth to her son in December, Kimbo posted a very racy naked photo of herself on Monday morning.

The photograph had a couple of black modesty bars (hahahaha) which covered the reality star's boobs and hooha. The sexy pic featured a blonde Kim posing sensually in a lavish bathroom for her camera phone.

Along with the graphic snap, Kim wrote, "When you're like I have nothing to wear LOL."

We have a feeling the mom of two is worried about losing her sex status symbol now that she has two kids -- so she wants to remind the public she isn't just a unitard-wearing mom. But seriously -- can't she just be a mom for a hot minute?

Wait, what? Isn't this the guy who allegedly roughed up a pap at Los Angeles International Airport a few years ago?

Over the weekend Kim Kardashian dropped off hubby Kanye West at LAX and after the couple exchanged a kiss, Kanye chatted with our photographer about his recent Twitter controversy. Ok, so there's been a lot of that...

The tweet our lensman was referring to is when Kanye suggested he illegally downloads music. Naturally, Yeezy brought up Steve Jobs and his family, but he gave a MAJOR shout out to the paparazzi -- watch the video above to see what he had to say!

Sandra Bullock and steady beau Bryan Randall went shopping at the vintage toy store, Eggy, in West Hollywood with her son, Louis, and we love the fact that the trio was holding hands!

Sandra and Bryan have been dating for nearly a year now, and after making an appearance at Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux's wedding last fall, we're glad to see the duo still going strong.

Interestingly enough, Randall has a college-aged daughter, and not only is he a successful photographer, but he previously worked as a fashion model. Here's to hoping this one lasts -- we love this silver fox for Sandy!

Kim Kardashian to the rescue!

On Sunday Kim met with older sister Kourtney and estranged baby daddy Scott Disick in Beverly Hills, and despite the fact that the couple's oldest kids, Mason and Penelope, were there, this wasn't a play date. It turns out, Kim was there to serve as a mediator between the squabbling partners, in an attempt to get them to patch things back up. Of course, reality TV cameras were rolling...

Kourt and Scott attended an event for Kanye's album last month, but they haven't been seen since then. Though there have been reports that they duo have been trying to work things out since Scott's stint in rehab in November, last week he was spotted partying in Mexico. On Friday night he partied in Las Vegas with NFL player/trainwreck Johnny Manziel and a few hours later Kourt tweeted, "A smile hides my pain, a hug masks my heartache, and a laugh covers my tears." Real subtle, Kourt, real subtle.

So...what happens next?

Madonna broke down onstage during the New Zealand leg of her Rebel Heart tour on Friday, after basically losing custody of her 15-year-old son Rocco.

The Queen of Pop burst into tears in front of her fans in Auckland and said, "There is no love stronger than a mother for her son ... If I talk about him too much I might cry." She then dedicated her song, "La Vie en Rose," to him and added, "I hope he hears this somewhere and knows how much I miss him."

Madonna told friends she has "lost the battle" after finally admitting her son does not want to live with her, reports The Daily Mail. In December Rocco left his mother's world tour and flew to Britain to stay with his father, Guy Ritchie. Despite an order from the court in New York and please from his mom, he refused to return.

Madonna, 57, is reportedly "utterly bereft" but is willing to let Rocco stay with his dad as long as she's able to co-parent from across the pond. "She won't stop fighting to try to make sure Rocco is kept safe and has what he needs," a source told the mail. "She can't understand why it has come to this. Her world has been shattered."

Caitlyn Jenner went to a family dinner in Calabasas on Saturday night, and by the looks of her outfit, she was trying to be the best dressed member of the Kardashian-Jenner family at the table. (Let's face it: She probably was.)

But perhaps she was trying to impress someone else? Jenner's pals Candis Cayne and Chandi Moore chatted with E! News about the second season of I Am Cait, and Candis revealed that she has a Tinder account, but added that Cait does not. Still, Cait is interested in finding love -- so will that be on the show next season?

“To be honest, if I was in a relationship with a guy, I would enjoy being treated like that,” the 66-year-old reality star said in a preview clip for the series. “Opening doors for you, doing all what you would think is the traditional stuff in a guy and a girl relationship. It would have to be a very special guy to be able to do that, but yeah, I would be open to that.”

While Caitlyn seems to want to take things slow and find the right guy, her producers are on a different page. According to a recent report in OK! Magazine,, producers are looking to cast a boyfriend for Cait because she has "no potential suitors." Ouch!

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Teresa Giudice must be happy to be promoting her new book, "Turning the Tables: From Housewife to Inmate and Back Again," which is number two on the New York Times' best seller list, but we're guessing she's bummed to be sending her hubby Joe off to prison this month!

The couple attended a book signing in Mount Pocono, Pennsylvania, and but time is running out. Teresa was released from Danbury Correctional Facility in Connecticut on December 23, but Joe is due to start his own 41-month sentence on March 23.

Joe and Teresa were sentenced in October 2014 for bankruptcy fraud and conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud. The couple were permitted to serve their time separately to ease the blow on their four daughters, Gia, 15, Gabriella, 11, Milania, 10, and Audriana, 6.

However, the family is still worried that Joe might be deported to Italy. Joe has lived in America for two years, but he never became a US citizen. "There is no way Joe is going back to Italy without a huge long legal battle," a source told Radar back in September. "He had already begun the steps to become a citizen as the criminal case against him developed."

After dropping husband Kanye West off at the airport on Saturday morning, Kim Kardashian rushed home and made the day all about daughter North West.

First the ladies went to lunch with some pals, and then Kim took her oldest child shopping at Toys R Us in Woodland Hills. Nori was seen clutching a toy watering can and a basket filled with Easter eggs, and she couldn't contain her excitement as she raced in the store. In fact, she was so thrilled she actually took a tumble in her mad rush to race towards the store's door!

Kim and Nori both wore all black and matching Yeezy's, natch, and we can't get over how much she's starting to look like her mom!