How does she not topple over?!

Jessica Simpson dropped by the pharmacy in Beverly Hills today, and the fashion mogul's boobs looked absolutely gigantic in a tan minidress, which she paired with sky high wood heels. Clearly dropping a bunch of pounds as the Weight Watchers spokeswoman didn't affect her cup size!

It seems Jess knows that looking smoking hot is the best way to distract from all the bad press she's receiving! In case you missed it, the blonde bombshell was accused of being under the influence during a recent HSN appearance by multiple outlets and social media users. The president of the network Bill Brand was quick to defend the quirky Texan, but a lot of people still aren't buying it.

"Of course she wasn't drunk. She's a top-notch professional. She was here. She was thrilled to be here. I can tell you our team loved working with her. I think what you have to take into account when you're on HSN it's very different than traditional television in the sense that it's not just a Q&A on a talk show, where you get a question and an answer. This is two hours live. It's a completely different beast," he explained to ET.

Who cares about a little scandal when your cleavage looks this good?!

We are so used to seeing her covered in cosmetics that we barely recognized her!

Kylie Jenner dropped by the car dealership in Calabasas today, and the reality star must not have thought her picture was going to be taken, because she was sporting no makeup and ratty hair. It's amazing how different the 18-year-old looks when she's not all glammed up for the cameras!

The youngest of the Kardashian clan has seen her star power skyrocket in recent months, and it's mostly due to her ever-changing looks. Eldest sister Kim is reportedly none too happy with the popularity shift, and thinks it's because her sibling is copying her bombshell image.

"Kim is fed up with how much money Kylie is making by mimicking her. She says she’s entitled to at least 30 percent of those earnings," a source dished to Life & Style. "[Kim thinks] she has stolen her entire look, from head to toe, and is booking jobs that would have otherwise gone to Kim," the source added.

She has denied getting any plastic surgery, and after seeing these unflattering pix, we kinda believe her! She obviously didn't want to be seen, because she hid behind her dog Norman on the way out!

My date and I #screamqueens

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Screen star Gwyneth Paltrow and her not-so secret boyfriend Brad Falchuk just went public with their romance.

The duo got cozy at the after-party for his new FOX show, Scream Queens. Brad, who was a producer on Glee, was loud and proud about being official with the Oscar winner, posting a photo with the caption, "My date and I #screamqueens."

The pair, who have been quietly dating since last August, later snuck off for a romantic dinner at Osteria Mozza. Too cute!

Now that Brad ripped finally ripped the Band-Aid off the discreet relationship and made it official -- it seems Brad's be all about showing off his blonde beauty on social media. In addition to posting a pic of Gwyneth chatting with the show's star Emma Roberts, the 44-year-old shared a snap of the dinner with the caption, "Finishing the night. Dinner for two. Thanks for sharing the celebration with me!"

These two certainly seem like they are getting serious about each other!

Cait the cougar?

Caitlyn Jenner grabbed some java at Starbucks in Malibu on Monday, and we were so distracted by her ample chest in that low cut dress that we almost didn’t notice her tatted up companion!

The whole season of her reality show I Am Cait centered around whether she wanted to date women or men in the future, but we think we already know the answer. It wouldn’t surprise us in the least if her hinting at how “attractive” it would be to be in "normal" relationship was her way of prepping the public for a new romance with a hot hunk!

It’s going to be an adjustment for her young daughters Kendall and Kylie when she lands herself in a relationship, as they are still trying to come to terms with her transition. “It would probably be different for someone who didn’t have to live it through the media. But it’s been a ride, for sure. It’s an adjustment. It’s something you have to get used to. But I’ve known since I was a kid. He never confirmed it to me, but I’ve known for a very long time. It’s the same person. My dad says it herself sometimes, it’s kind of like mourning the loss of someone, because it is. My dad is my dad, but he’s not there physically anymore. But she lets me call her dad — that’s the last little piece of dad I’ve got," Kendall revealed to WWD.

After her coffee meet-up, the transgender Olympian headed to the movie theater to catch a flick with bestie Rhonda Kamihara and with the dark night and the camera flash, Cait was left with an unfortunate wardrobe issue. Jenner in a see-through wrap dress with a balconette bra. Eesh!

Privacy is of paramount importance to him!

Ryan Reynolds and wife Blake Lively have yet to share a photo of their 9-month-old daughter James with the public, so when one of the actor's childhood pals attempted to sell a personal image of the little one to the media, the actor was forced to cut that friend out of his life. The Proposal star opened up about the tough decision in the latest issue of GQ.

"A guy that I’d known for my whole life, one of my closest friends growing up, he had been shopping pictures of my baby around. I kind of got in front of it, which is good. But it was a slightly dark period. A bad couple of weeks. Somebody I’ve known, who’s been one of my closest friends, for 25 years. It was like a death. It was like one of those devastating things to find out," the explained to the mag.

The Deadpool star didn't take the betrayal lying down, either!

"It was a pretty strongly worded conversation. [He did it] just for money. I mean, I don’t think he thought he would ever be caught. But it’s a pretty narrow group of people that I would send photos like that to. They’re just, like, my closest family and my closest friends: ‘Here’s us in the delivery room!' "It was, like, so kind of shocking. There isn’t really a conversation to have. It’s just, ‘Oh, well, now I’m never going to see you or talk to you again, unfortunately.’ That’s kind of how it worked out," he revealed.

Don't mess with RR!

When Kendall Jenner wore a sheer Calvin Klein Collection dress to the Harper’s Bazaar Icons party last Wednesday it appeared as though she had a nipple piercing -- and all hell broke loose. Now that the dust has settled and she's covered up her perky tatas, the supermodel is coming clean on her piercing -- and admitting that she does in fact have metal rods jabbed through her nipples.

When asked about the S&M piercing at an event for Estée Lauder’s new fragrance, the reality star didn't shy away from the direct question. The 19-year-old admitted to Page Six, “It is true. I was going through a period in my life, having a rough time, being a rebel and was like ‘Let’s just do it.’”

It comes as a bit of a shock that the classiest of the Kardashian sisters got such a raunchy piercing, but she wouldn't be the only sister in the fam to have done the deed. Earlier this year, Kylie all but admitted to getting her nips pierced on Snapchat.

Kendall says she almost didn't go through with it. “[I was] so terrified, I’m laying on the bed like ‘Why am I doing this?’ Honestly, it hurt, but wasn’t as bad as everyone made it seem and maybe because everyone hyped it up and I thought it would be really, really bad. Then it wasn’t as bad as I expected," confessed the brunette.

And while Kendall may be all about confessing her body modifications, it seems as though her sister Kylie is still being tight lipped about her looks, flat out denying she's had any plastic surgery. Last week she posted a video on the new site trying to shut down any rumors she'd have a boob job, crediting her fuller bosom to Victoria's Secret Bomb Shell bra for the added curves. Personally we think it's a clever ploy to advertise for the lingerie company. We don't believe a word out of those those plumped-up lips of hers!

The teen is clearly on a kick to get people to believe she hasn't had had any work done. Earlier today, Kylie wrote a new post on her website in which she denied having gone under the knife (despite already admitting to having lip fillers). Kylie wrote, “Truth is, as I've gotten older, I've gained 15 pounds and my body has changed; I've definitely filled out. Working with some of the best makeup artists has taught me a lot of amazing tricks to making me feel more confident and I can't wait to share them with you guys. I swear there are things you can do to work on problem areas without having to think about plastic surgery."

Umm Kylie -- have you looked at what your nose used to look like and what it looks like now? Because we have!

Of course, she did also write, “Never say never.”

Tell us how you really feel!

Mickey Rourke partied it up at The Nice Guy in Hollywood over the weekend, and when videographers asked him his opinion on Presidential hopeful Donald Trump, the actor didn't exactly bite his tongue!

"The Donald can suck my f***ing d**k. Bully motherf***er!" he boldly declared as he made his way inside the club. Who knew he was so passionate about politics?

Kourtney Kardashian may be leaving Los Angeles for a friend-filled trip to Montana -- but she does NOT look happy about it!

Amid growing Scott Disick split drama, the 36-year-old reality star jetted out of LAX yesterday with her nine-month-old baby Reign. Carrying her wee one, the mom of three had to be barefoot to get through security -- but at least this time she isn't barefoot AND pregnant!

It looks like the stress of the split is wearing on the single mom and she had to suddenly leave town with her young son. For the flight outta town, Kourt donned some black leggings that highlighted her thin frame, and a white overshirt. She dressed her little man in a black ensemble, complete with a denim jacket.

The harried mom looked pretty stressed as she headed through security with her baby in tow. But we can't blame her, we'd be stressed too if our longtime partner was caught stumbling out of a club with two floozies last week! It's probably good for the mom of three to get out of town with some friends and away from the Disick drama!

Kourt arrived safely and later Instagramed a pic of her hanging with Scott Sartiano, who owns Butter and 1Oak in NYC, his wife and another couple. The fifth wheel was sipping on some wine in front of a picturesque Montana view. Not a bad way to relax!