These two are about the only members of the Kardashian clan NOT making headlines right now!

Kourtney Kardashian and her partner Scott Disick took their kids Mason and Penelope to the park in Malibu yesterday, and it seems as if they just wanted to spend a little quality family time together before some very big announcements were made by Bruce Jenner, now known as Caitlyn, and Kim Kardashian!

Kimmy K announced she was expecting her second child with Kanye West on the mid-season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians last night, and we thought that news would dominate headlines all this week.... until Bruce revealed his female persona on the cover of Vanity Fair this morning!

The majority of the family has commented on Caitlyn's big reveal, but matriarch Kris Jenner has remained silent thus far. The famous momager hit the gym early Monday morning in Beverly Hills, and we spotted her talking on her phone as she made her exit after her workout. Maybe she was getting the call that her former husband's bombshell was dropping?

We literally can't keep up!

At first we thought Lewis Hamilton was dating Gigi Hadid, but then there were rumors that he was after her BFF Kendall Jenner. Either way, Lewis was partying on a luxury yacht with the girls (plus Hailey Baldwin and Bella Hadid) in Monaco last week, so there was definitely SOMETHING going on!

So what does Lewis' former fiancee Nicole Scherzinger have to say about it? Well, nothing, but when asked about it last night at LAX, the singer was all smiles.

Maybe she doesn't care? Or maybe she knows that Lewis' fling with Kendall (or whoever) won't last? After all, just a few weeks it was revealed that Lewis was breaking into the music biz -- and that one of his new tunes was going to be a song for Nicole called "J’adore"!

We have a feeling this love story isn't over yet ... watch your back, Kenny!

Maybe someone should have paid more attention to Kylie Jenner when she was a kid ... The 17-year-old sexpot Instagrammed two skin-baring bikini pics of herself over the weekend and made it clear how much she needs validation. Read a book and put on some clothes little lady!

At this point we think the teen is really trying to give sis Kim a run for her money for the title of "Sexiest Kardashian."

In one snap, Kylie sits on a plush red couch and shows off her body while sitting next to a pit bull. The photo has a caption that reads, "Dogs couch now." Huh? We guess that's the kind of stuff you caption your posts when you go to the mall instead of high school ...

The other pic features the brunette's bikini-clad torso, sans caption. We think it would work if she'd just simply written, "Tell me I am worth something."

Sometimes we just want to give Kylie a hug and say: "Kylie, you don't need to post sexy photos of yourself for people to love you." But mostly we want to mock her.

Meanwhile, Tyga's young temptress has been trying to polish her pipes and learn how to sing. Umm maybe she should quit while she's ahead and learn to read?

Jennifer Garner may have stepped out with hubby Ben Affleck and their kids the other day to quash divorce rumors, but after reading all the reports about the state of their marriage, we're not sure what to believe. And if Ben has been stepping out on his lady, she's not picking the best time to jet out of town!

Jen headed to Montreal on Sunday to shoot Nine Lives, and she appeared very stressed when we snapped her at Los Angeles International Airport. The 43-year-old star was glued to her phone, and rather than flashing us a quick smile, she kept her head down.

While it seems like Ben and Jen want everyone to believe that everything is fine, last week Radar reported that the couple are already fighting for custody of their kids and that there will be a divorce announcement before their ten-year wedding anniversary on June 29. Yikes! Do you think that's gonna happen?

Khloe Kardashian is one happy aunt!

Arriving at LAX from New York City, the reality star was beaming as news hit that her older sister was pregnant on Sunday night's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

For her flight back to the City of Angels, the 30-year-old donned a trench, white jeans, a white top and a mustard yellow fedora by Maison Michel. The aunt of four paired some super cute Balmain khaki canvas booties with her ripped jeans. Not a bad way to keep covered from NYC's oh-so stormy weather!

The baby news was announced in a teaser for upcoming episodes of the E! reality show. In the clip, 34-year-old Kim told a stunned Khloe: "I just got the blood test back, and I am pregnant!"

We don't know how far along Kim is with Baby West No. 2 (their daughter North turns two on June 15) -- but we can tell the good news is welcomed in the family's sea of selfie and sex change shockers.

Chris Martin and girlfriend Jennifer Lawrence attended the U2 concert at the Forum in Inglewood, and after the show the duo piled into an SUV with Bono and headed to West Hollywood to party at the Chateau Marmont. J. Law and Chris ducked behind the headrests to avoid being photographed, but the Coldplay singer couldn't resist putting his hand on the starlet's thigh. Can't say we blame him -- wouldn't want his lady love to go flying out the back seat!

Though there have been rumors for the last few weeks that J. Law and Chris have split, the two are clearly still going strong. A source tells X17online of the pair, "She's really into Chris -- she just wants to keep their relationship under wraps because she saw what happened with Gwyneth and she doesn't want that kind of press." Seeing how careful she was to avoid being photographed, we totally believe it!

So who else was there? Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Cindy Crawford ... and a decidedly less camera shy Lady Gaga, who was rocking a rather fierce pair of sparkly eyebrows. We're not even going to ask about the process behind this:

Tracy Morgan has been through hell -- and he's telling the world about it.

In his first interview since last June's fatal car crash, the comedian sat down with Matt Lauer on the Today show and talked about losing his friend, comedian James McNair, who died in the deadly accident.

Morgan broke down on camera several times in the interview, explaining he didn't know for two weeks that his friend had died in the accident.

"Bones heal, but the loss of my friend will never heal."

Morgan also talked about how he is recuperating from the serious brain injury he suffered as a result of the crash. The former 30 Rock star admitted he has been dealing with nosebleeds and headaches, a fact which he has been trying to hide from his family.

Morgan also briefly alluded to the recently settled case against Walmart when he said, "The case is settled, but the pain is always going to be there for Jimmy Mac."

Our hearts go out to Morgan, Mac and both of their families ...

Last night Kim Kardashian revealed that she and husband Kanye West are expecting their second child together in the midseason finale of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and today she covers Glamour magazine and chats all about baby number two. She REALLY knows how to time these things!

On the latest addition to their family, the 34-year-old star says, "We are so beyond excited."

So how has being a mom to daughter North, age 23 months, changed her? "North has taught me patience,"Kim says. "There's nothing I wouldn't do for her. And nothing I wouldn't do for my husband. She's empowered us to want to be the best parents and the best spouses."

"I'm a completely different person," Kim added. "I don't know if it's growing up or being with Kanye, who's more private, but I try and live my off time as privately as possible. I used to enjoy the spotlight. If I had a day off from filming, I didn't know what to do. Now I enjoy my family time so much, there is this sense of, if it all went away, and I was just a mom, I would love my life." We're not buying it!

Kim continued:

"[Motherhood] really changes you. When I found out I was pregnant [with North], I was going through an awful divorce, Kanye and I had just been dating for seven months -- granted, we knew each other for a decade -- and I was like, 'I can't do this. It's not the right time.' But then I figured, If I'm in my thirties and I'm not ready, I'll never be ready. So it's been the biggest lesson, and the biggest joy of my life."

On her fertility struggles, Kim says:

"I didn't know that I was going to be so open with [my challenges]. But meeting people at my fertility doctor's office who are going through the same things I'm going through, I thought, 'Why not share my story?' It's been really emotional. One doctor told me I would need my uterus removed after I had another baby—I could only have one more. One was like, 'You should get a surrogate.' The other one was like, 'Oh, no, you'll be fine.' Then I called my doctor, and he's like, 'You know what? I believe -- we'll get through it.' There are definitely times when I walked out [of the doctor's office] hysterically crying, and other times when I was like, 'Okay, everything's looking good, it's going to be this month!' The waiting and waiting has been a roller coaster."

And of course, Kim's mom/manager Kris planned the whole thing shared her congrats as well. Kris posted a sweet snapshot from Kimye's wedding photo booth and wrote, "Congratulations!!!!!!!!!! Can't wait to meet your new little love bug!!!!! Sooooo happy for you guys!!!!!!!!!! #blessed #love #family #youaresobeautifulpregnant." You know she's thinking about the show's ratings too though!