Cheer up, Johnny!

John Mayer grabbed a bite at Craig's in Beverly Hills last night, and the musician looked a little down in the dumps as he exited the eatery. Maybe he saw online how much fun his ex-girlfriend Katy Perry was having at Coachella and got slightly jealous?

The "Clarity" crooner doesn't have much going on these days, so he might want to re-think dumping his pop princess lady love. His life is so boring these days, he even had time to go to his ten year high school reunion recently.

We wonder if Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston, and Katy Perry die of embarrassment every time they think of falling for this idiot!

She's turning into a real California girl!

Britney Spears soaked in the sun when she tailgated on the hood of her Mercedes G-Wagen on Saturday. The blonde was sitting pretty with mom Lynne Spears while attending son Jayden's soccer game in Calabasas, CA.

For the game, the "Toxic" singer showed some skin with with a floral minidress an a pair of checkered shades.

We think Brit must have got a taste of sunny car time with Iggy Azalea earlier in the week -- and was craving for more. The pop stars were riding dirty as they filmed her music video, "Pretty Girls," in Los Angeles on Thursday.

Congrats lovebirds!

David Arquette married his longtime love Christina McLarty in an intimate ceremony on Sunday in Los Angeles, Us Weekly confirms.

The pair, who are parents to son Charlie West, became engaged in July 2014 after dating on and off for three years. The Scream actor popped the question - twice! - to his lady love before tying the knot. "I take her outside…and then I ask her, and she's like, 'No, what are you doing? There are so many people watching!' I had a do-over, and it worked," Courteney Cox's ex revealed to Aspen Peak magazine.

The former entertainment reporter is head over heels in love with her man, so it's nice he made an honest woman out of her. "He is the love of my life and I love him and my family so much. I feel like the luckiest girl in the world!" she previously told Us Weekly.

We don't know who Jennifer Lopez is trying to fool that she and her ex boytoy Casper Smart aren't back together -- but it ain't us!

The former couple looked very much like a current couple when they celebrated Casper's 28th birthday at beloved Italian eatery Madeo after the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday night.

For the big night, the sexy mom of two donned a plunging black Versace jacket and skirt, while her younger companion opted for black jeans, a black shirt and a bomber jacket.

The 45-year-old singer/actress has insisted that the duo aren't back together and that she's "still single" -- but they just partied together at Hakkasan in Las Vegas on Friday, after getting back from a Mexican vacation with the actress' twins earlier in the week. We think the lady doth protest too much and these two are definitely back in full effect!

Earlier in the night, JLO stole the show at the 2015 MTV Movie Awards when she sauntered up to the stage to accept the prize for Best Scared-As-Sh*t Performance for her role in The Boy Next Door. The cast of Magic Mike XXL presented J. Lo with the award, and things got pretty funny when the actress tried to convince Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer, Joe Manganiello and Adam Rodriguez to dance for her.

We're glad he's ok!

Ryan Reynolds was hit by a car while standing in a parking lot in Vancouver, Canada, on Friday, but the actor managed to walk away from the incident unscathed, his publicist Leslie Sloane confirmed.

"The Voices actor was thankfully unharmed in the incident which took place in the British Columbian city, where the star is currently filming his new movie Deadpool. While walking, Ryan was struck by a paparazzi driving a car through an underground parking garage. The man fled the scene. Ryan is okay," Sloane told the Associated Press.

We bet Blake Lively is relieved that nothing happened to her baby daddy!

Leave it up to Yeezy to take it to another level!

Kanye West treated fans to a free concert in Yerevan, Armenia late Sunday night, and the rapper made the crowd go wild when he jumped in the capital's Swan Lake in an effort to be closer to concertgoers on the other side of the bank. As soon as he took the plunge, hoards of people followed suit, which forced police to shut down the performance.

"It's a problem. Can y'all see me over there? We're going to do something different, like, like, like we always do," he sang, before running and jumping into the lake. Wife Kim Kardashian watching her husband from the sidelines, but didn't dare get wet.

Kimmy K took to her Instagram after the show and gushed over her hubby's act. "Crazy night! Kanye wakes me up & says he's doing a free concert in Yerevan, Armenia! I throw on sweats & we go! Thousands of people were there! Kanye jumped in swan lake to be closer to the crowd on the other side & so many people jumped in too! Such an exciting crazy night! So happy I got to rock out with everyone in Armenia on our last night here!!!! #EpicNight #ArmenianPride," she captioned a photo of KW mid-song.

This makes us love Yeezus even more than we already did!

Call it lady love!

Amber Rose and comedienne Amy Schumer didn't hold back when they were put on the kiss cam during a commercial break at last night's MTV Movie Awards, and what looked to begin as a joke definitely took a turn for the hot and heavy right before our eyes! The model and the show's host shocked the crowd as they passionately made out, and it sure looked like they both enjoyed it!

In fact, the former Mrs. Wiz Khalifa took to her Instagram after the incident and declared her newly discovered sexual preferences. "I'm def half lesbian after my makeout sesh with @amyschumer @MTV #movieawards," she captioned a photo of them smooching.

We could totally see Ms. Rose dating a girl! After all, she already has the haircut for it!

Even watching this makes us uncomfortable!

Madonna joined headliner Drake on stage last night at the Coachella music festival, and in typical Madge fashion, decided to shock the crowd by planting a sloppy wet smooch on the rapper as he sat in a chair while she sang to him. It looked kinda hot at first, but after a while it just looked like someone's grandma taking advantage of a young boy. The rapper was in shock, and after the pop icon was finished, all he could mutter was, "Oh s**t… what the f**k just happened?"

The 56-year-old had been hotly anticipating that make out for a while. "The lifelong ambition I still want to fulfill is to go on a dream date with Drake — and only kiss him," she told Us Weekly in March during a 25 Things You Don't Know About Me interview.

Hopefully Drizzy is single, or else he's going to have one pissed off girlfriend to deal with!