Someone needs to take a chill pill!

Dennis Quaid has joined the ranks of Mel Gibson and Christian Bale after suffering an epic meltdown on the set of his latest movie, and we're dying to know what exactly happened to make him so furious. The above cell phone video captures his whole rant, and we bet the 61-star-old star wishes he had kept his cool!

"I am acting here, and this d***head wanders onto my set. I can't even get a line out until Dopey the Dick starts whispering in your ear, and you're not even watching anymore," he screams, before calling the crew unprofessional zombies and p*ssies. Yikes!

"Don’t f**king ‘Dennis’ me.' I am doing my job here. I am a pro! This is the most unprofessional set I have ever been on!” he continued. His parting shot? "Blow me!" he yells as he storms off.

This is too good! We love when grown adults throw tantrums!

Kourtney Kardashian may not be in Israel and Scott Disick may not be in rehab -- but the two were definitely at lunch date together yesterday.

The parents-of-three enjoyed refueled yesterday at their local Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf chain. The twosome sipped on some cool and colorful beverages as they spent some time together on Monday.

Earlier in the day, the oldest Kardashian was getting her butt kicked at a grueling workout. Those Kardashian girls sure love to work out!

While her sisters, niece and brother-in-law are currently in Israel, Kourt took the opportunity to spend some alone time with her longtime love. The two don't get a chance to get much bonding time away from their son Mason, five, daughter Penelope, two, and three-month-old son, Reign.

On April 10, Kourt addressed her absence from the Kardashian gals' trip to both Armenia and Israel. The 35-year-old wrote on Instagram, "I wish I was in Armenia with my sisters on #siblingsday! I didn't end up going to Armenia because it was making me too anxious with three young children. I do wish that I could have experienced the trip with my sisters but I do know that we will all go to Armenia together someday."

Well we definitely get not wanting to travel when you have three little ones. But at least she gets to spend some time with The Lord -- he needs all the chaperoning he can get!

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He kissed a girl, and he liked it! He swears!

Drake looked horrified and wiped his mouth after Madonna took him by surprise and made out with him on-stage at Coachella on Sunday, but the rapper is insisting his reaction wasn't indicative of his true feelings on the smooching sesh.

"Don't misinterpret my shock!! I got to make out with the queen Madonna and I feel 100 about that forever. Thank you @madonna," he captioned a snapshot of the two in a lip lock.

Queen Madge had a message to send to the critics who slammed her blatant sexual advances, too! "If you don't like me and still watch everything I do… B*tch, you're a fan," she posted on Instagram.

We think they would have caught less flack if the pop icon didn't look like a mother bird regurgitating into her baby bird's mouth!

Let's hope she's getting the help she needs!

Ireland Baldwin has checked into a SOBA recovery center in Malibu to address some mental health issues, the model announced via Twitter on Monday after false reports surfaced she was seeking treatment for alcohol abuse.

"Apparently I'm in rehab for intensive partying soooo I'm just going to lay pretty low for a bit and maybe get some frozen yogurt. I checked myself into Soba for two weeks to just get away for a little bit. I'm not much a party cat but I am here deal with some emotional trauma and getting the intensive therapy I needed in order to recover. Someday I'll feel ready to share my story openly without feeling the way I do. Right now I just needed a breather. I needed a chance to work on myself and gather all the tools. I need to overcome everything that I had been through and rid myself of all the pain I locked away in unreachable places," she explained in a series of tweets to her followers.

After news broke yesterday, rumors began to swirl that Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger's daughter was partying out of control the past few months and drinking too much, but now we know that's not the case. We wonder what the "trauma" is she speaks of? And we're dying to know what she means when she says she will "share her story openly?" Guess we will have to wait and find out!

Charlize Theron and Sean Penn were oh-so-cuddly when they enjoyed a day at the beach together in Malibu on Sunday.

The 39-year-old actress, who wore a black bikini underneath an white coverup, showed off her lanky legs as she packed on the PDA with her beau. Penn seemed happy to curl up with his lady love when he wasn't hitting the waves with his surf board.

But of course Penn couldn't help but put his hands all over Theron's bikini bod. Looks like they were getting busy down in the sand!

The 54-year-old Oscar winner recently spoke to Esquire about falling for the 39-year-old beauty. "I'm surprised to be in love ... To run into somebody now who you care about is a much more passionate, deeper, truer and – God! – a much happier feeling." The actor added, "It's a lot more romantic and a lot more fulfilling to be in a relationship and to think you're a good person within it."

Aww it seems these two are really in it to win it!

What a special day for this sweet family!

Kim Kardashian and husband Kanye West baptized their daughter North West in an intimate ceremony in Israel today, a rep for the Kardashians confirmed to Us Weekly. The toddler's religious rite of passage was held at St. James Cathedral in the Armenian Quarter of the Old City of Jerusalem.

So who's the godmother? Aunt Koko, of course! Kimmy K's sister Khloe was bestowed the honor, although there was no godfather named or present. After the group emerged from the church, they all grabbed dinner with Jerusalem's mayor Nir Barkat.

We can barely keep up!

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George Clooney was hard at work filming his new movie Money Monsters in NYC on Sunday, and the actor's character must get himself into quite the sticky situation, because he was shooting scene's with a suicide bomb vest on! The flick centers around a financial advisor taken hostage by an irate client, and is directed by Jodie Foster and co-stars Julia Roberts and Dominic West.

The hunky A-lister got a visit on set from his wife Amal and their dogs Louie and Einstein, and it appears life in the Big Apple really agrees with the superstar couple!

We love you Mimi -- but you don't look like that!

It looks like Mariah Carey decided to go on the Photoshop diet for the cover of her new album To Infinity. The new cover was released on Sunday and Mariah's slimmed-down figure has more than a few viewers scoffing.

The 45-year-old looks as skinny as we've ever seen her as she's dressed in a black Saint Laurent mini dress and heels. And as much as we'd hoped that some day she'd look as trim as she did back in her "Some Day" days -- we have a strong suspicion that some day is not actually today -- despite photographic evidence to the contrary.

Two days before she posted the svelte image, Nick Cannon's ex, who was outfitted in a very similar black dress with exposed right leg, posted a pic on her Instagram where she looks significantly bigger.

We have no problem with Mariah's natural curves -- we just don't like it when that she thinks she should trim down by Photoshopping herself (and not admitting to it). Embrace who you are Mariah!