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Huh?

So Madonna released a brand new album, Rebel Heart yesterday -- which we assume you knew because she's been pushing it harder than that fake British accent of hers.

Last night, the Material Girl decided to post a plethora of "funny" videos on Instagram in which she thanks her fans/confuses them by talking to a sock puppet.

Oh and she's wearing a grill in it. Yeah -- umm -- no.

If Madonna wants to make people laugh -- she should probably just fall down onstage again. 'Cause that was hilarious. This sock-puppet series -- not so much.

Ashton Kutcher is a grumpy daddy! The on-the-go new father is unhappy that there are no diaper changing stations in men's bathrooms, and took to Facebook to air his grievances.

"There are NEVER diaper changing stations in mens public restrooms," Kutcher wrote to his 18.7 million Facebook followers. "The first public men's room that I go into that has one gets a free shout out on my FB page! #‎BeTheChange."

Kutcher and fiancee Mila Kunis had their daughter Wyatt Isabelle in October.

In December, the 37-year-old funny man gushed about his lady love when he stopped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show. "The most amazing thing about having a baby is my partner, Mila," he told DeGeneres. "She's the greatest mom, I can't even. I go to work every day and I come home and she's, like, perfect. And it just seems like everything went amazing. And I know that something probably didn't go amazing, but she never tells… it’s unbelievable. She’s incredible."

Aww we love them!

She should stick to acting, or maybe just dating famous people…

Selena Gomez tears up the dance floor in her new "I Want You To Know" music video with rumored boyfriend Zedd, and even though the tune is burning up the charts, we think it's kind of a dud.

The brunette beauty does a variety of outfit changes and busts some sexy moves with her dancers, but overall this isn't the most original video we've ever seen. Far from it, in fact!

Take a look for yourself and tell us what you think!

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George and Amal Clooney are more than just a picture-perfect couple -- they're actually making a difference in the world!

Last night the two attended the 100 Lives Initiative in New York, which recognized the 100th anniversary of the Armenian genocide. Clooney took the stage with 100 Lives co-founder Ruben Vardanyan and told the crowd, "I am honored to be associated with 100 LIVES as it shares a common mission with my foundation, Not On Our Watch, to focus global attention on the impact of genocide as well as putting resources towards ending mass atrocities around the world. It should weigh heavily on all of us that genocide still takes place today. We have to tackle this head on - as individuals, as communities and as governments."

Between 1915 and 1923 the genocide claimed over 1.5 million lives, and only 500,000 Armenians survived. Amal let her hubby do the talking last night, but in January she represented Armenia in an appeal case and appeared before Europe's top human rights court. A man named Dogu Perincek was convicted of racism by Swiss courts in 2013 for denying that the genocide ever occurred, describing it as "an international lie." Perincek then appeared before the human rights court in December of 2013 and they ruled in his favor. Amal was subsequently tapped to represent Armenia in the appeal, and a decision is expected to be reached later this year.

Clooney noted that the court's 2013 ruling was the "most important error" and that it "cast doubt on the reality of the Armenian genocide." We're glad these two are taking a stand -- they seem like a pretty unbeatable team!

Kris Jenner must be thrilled!

Bruce Jenner has put the breaks on the docuseries that was set to capture his transition into a woman, TMZ reports. The former Olympian has reportedly felt too much pressure from producers to rush it for a May air date, and he also wants to take it at a pace where his children can adjust.

The other issue is that the reality star has been severely emotionally impacted by his recent car crash, in which a woman died after he crashed his SUV into her Lexus.

He's not totally pulling the plug, though! "There's a 99.9% chance the docuseries will happen," a source told the website. Sources also divulged that the 65-year-old's interview with Diane Sawyer will go ahead as planned.

We hope this comes out sooner rather than later, because we can't wait for it!

It's a walk off!

Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson just stole Paris Fashion Week when they walked the runway at the Valentino show during Paris Fashion Week. The duo strutted their stuff as their counterparts Derek Zoolander and Hansel at the Jardin des Tuileries. And it sounds like the boys really celebrated -- the friends were partying down at the Costes Nightclub in Paris until 4 AM! We guess they're having fun living the model life!

After the show, the two brought their show to the streets of Paris, took jumping selfies, kept up their catwalk strut and of course pulled "Blue Steel" at every turn.

The stunt was a PR move to promote the sequel to Zoolander, Zoolander 2.

THR reported that the Stiller-directed sequel would begin filming in Rome in February.

This news makes us more excited than orange mocha Frappuccinos!

We always have to look up Jennifer Lopez's age, because we're always in disbelief that a 45-year-old woman can look like she's in her early thirties. And keep in mind, this is after two children!

J. Lo appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live with fellow American Idol judges Keith Urban and Harry Connick, Jr., and the starlet looked incredible in a red bandage dress. The trio talked about all sorts of boring things like their first concert and who among them is the most likely to see a psychic, but at the end of the segment Jimmy made things a bit more lively when he forced them all to try the new Peeps milk. Haven't heard of it? Now you have! Watch J. Lo and co test out the beverage below:


Later in the evening, J. Lo went to dinner at the Sunset Tower, and she traded in her tight red number for a sparkly pantsuit. We'd recognize that booty anywhere!

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Justin Bieber attended the 11th annual Desert Smash at La Quinta Resort and Club on March 10 in La Quinta, California, and not only did he perform at the event, but he played in a few matches. Talk about a good sport!

The Biebs posed with Kevin Hart, tennis star Eugenie Bouchard and Will Ferrell, the latter of whom co-founded the event over a decade ago to benefit the Cancer for College charity. Other celebrities in attendance included Lance Bass, Kevin Hart, Jesse Metcalfe, Cara Santana, Billy Bush and RedFoo, and pros included Novak Djokovic and and Caroline Wozniacki, both of whom are ranked as the top players in the world.

Bieber posed for photos on the red carpet, played a match and then took the stage to perform, so naturally, he had a few outfit changes. But his best accessory was definitely his hair! The 21-year-old pop superstar posted a selfie on Instagram and wrote, "Hello old bieber hair I got it back lol." We're not sure if that's a good thing, but we're loving his guns ... and the fact that he did all of this for a good cause!

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