It's gonna be the roast with the most! Justin Bieber has allowed himself to objectified, mocked and made the butt of every joke for a Comedy Central Roast -- and that's why we love him so!

Comedy Central posted a new promo video, along with the caption, "On March 30, the best roasters anywhere will take aim at Justin Bieber, and it's going to be f**kin' perfect. #BieberRoast."

In the short video, funnyman Jeffrey Ross is featured giving the Biebs a new tattoo -- one where he becomes a literal target, getting a bulls eye inked on his back.

In addition to Kevin Hart serving as the Roast Master, Ross and Hannibal Buress will also be leading the pack of comedians who will be digging in to the Canadian crooner. "I’m going to smash Bieber," Kevin told Ryan Seacrest in a recent interview. "It’s going to be a tough day for Biebs. The good news is that he knows I love him. The good news is that he knows I’m a real friend, so it’s no-holds-barred. I get to let loose. It’s going to be dope."

Let the sizzurp jokes fly!

Eddie Redmayne can't stop smiling and we can't blame him! On Sunday night, the Brit took home the Academy Award for Best Actor for his role in the Stephen Hawking biopic, The Theory of Everything, and he seems pretty happy about his big win!

The 33-year-old held hands with his new bride Hannah Bagshawe, whom he married in December, as he jetted out of Los Angeles and back to London on Monday. For the flight, the sexy actor opted for a black pea coat, jeans and a pair of grey Converse.

Hawking himself was quite moved by the actor's Oscar win. A tweet went out from his official account, "Congratulations to Eddie Redmayne for winning an ‪#‎Oscar‬ for playing me in The Theory of Everything Movie. Well done Eddie, I'm very proud of you. -SH"

Way to dance around the point, King Gold Chains!

Tyga appeared on the 92.3 Amp Radio show yesterday in NYC, and the rapper was grilled about his relationship with 17-year-old Kylie Jenner, who he has denied dating in the past. This time, the hip hop bad boy was a little more forthcoming with his feelings.

"Whether if I tell the world that I love her or I don't, it's gonna be me to dictate that, and how I want to keep my friendship and relationship with her. I feel like it doesn't matter what the world thinks. If you're around somebody, and you love being around that person, that's all that matters. I don't feel like what anybody could say would change that... how I feel for her as a person... She's just a good person, she's got great energy," he boldly declared, adding that his "love" for her will "continue to grow."

So which is it, a friendship or a relationship?

"We've got a group of friends, we've been hanging out for the longest... I've been knowing her and her family for six, seven years, so it's all love there. I love her as a person. If you love being around somebody, that's all that matters, you know? Sometimes you gotta just let that artist live their own personal life sometimes, and you gotta respect that as a fan and a spectator of what we do," he admitted.

He's just waiting till she's legal to shout his love from the rooftops!

Date night!

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick headed to dinner at Marmalade Cafe in Calabasas last night, and the reality stars dressed down for the rare outing. Can you blame them? They are probably exhausted with three small children at home, so we totally understand why the brunette beauty would opt to wear a black sweatsuit.

Kimmy K's older sis looks like she's already on her way to losing all the baby weight, even though she only gave birth to son Reign Aston in December. Knowing Kris Jenner, she probably has her eldest daughter contracted for a body-after-baby reveal with some magazine in the coming weeks.

For a couple that is constantly rumored to be on the verge of a breakup, they seem to be going strong!

Photo by For the Record/ABC

It's a ballroom blitz! Rumer Willis is ready to take her moves to the dance floor! On Tuesday, Good Morning America announced the cast of the 20th season of Dancing with the Stars -- and it turns out that Demi Moore and Bruce Willis' eldest daughter will be on the short list of celebs vying for the coveted Mirror Ball trophy.

Joining the actress will be U.S. army vet and amputee Noah Galloway, Shark Tank’s Robert Herjavec, super singer Patti LaBelle, Olympic gymnast Nastia Liukin, Glee actor and singer Riker Lynch, model Charlotte McKinney, LMFAO’s RedFoo, NFL pro Michael Sam, Hunger Games star Willow Shields, Three's Company actress Suzanne Somers, and a yet-to-be-named 12th star.

We aren't surprised to hear that Demi Moore's talented daughter, who will be paired with Valentin Chmerkovskiy, is ready to bust a move for the world. Recently, the actress has been polishing up her dance skills for the stage in West Hollywood in a production of For The Record: Dear John Hughes at DBA. The immersive cabaret show, which also stars Evan Rachel Wood, "relives the acclaimed director's coming of age 1980's teen flicks including Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, Weird Science, Pretty In Pink, Some Kind of Wonderful and Ferris Bueller's Day Off." If fans want to catch her before she takes it to the ballroom, the House Bunny actress appears in the show until April 5.

Go team Rumer!

And click thru to see which stars will be paired with which pro dancers ...

It looks like he got a little nip/tuck!

Bruce Jenner went on his morning coffee run in Malibu yesterday, and the former Olympian tried his best to hide a facial scar on the side of his cheek under a hoodie. It almost looks like a bad face lift mark, but it could have been another procedure. After all, the Kardashian patriarch is going to have to go under the knife multiple times as he transitions into a woman.

An X17online photographer told us:

"Bruce was going about his daily routine, getting his early-morning coffee at Starbucks, but he looked a little disturbed. He was holding his head down and clearly trying to hide this new mark on his face."

He already had a tracheal shave, and it looks like he's had Botox and lip injections, so this is most likely the next step in his gender reassignment.

It will be interesting to see who ends up having the most plastic surgery - Kim, Kylie, or Bruce!

We have no idea why Giuliana Rancic thought publicly mocking an 18-year-old dread locks was a good idea -- but she did it anyway!

The E! star poked fun at K.C. Undercover actress Zendaya and her Oscar hairstyle, which consisted of some fierce dread locks, on Monday's episode of Fashion Police. On the show, Rancic said that star must have smelled of "patchouli" and "weed."

Understandably so -- the teen star did not take too kindly to the thoughtless slams about her hairstyle, which was inspired by Lisa Bonet's hairstyle on A Different World. Zendaya took to Instagram to post a well thought-out response to the digs.

"There is a fine line between what is funny and disrespectful," she wrote. "Someone said something about my hair at the Oscars that left me in awe. Not because I was relishing in rave outfit reviews, but because I was hit with ignorant slurs and pure disrespect."

Hell yeah!

We don't even know what Rancic is talking about -- Zendaya looked absolutely fab!

This is seriously the best thing on the Internet today!

Christina Aguilera appeared on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon yesterday evening, and the singer and the talk show host played "wheel of musical impressions" whereby Xtina belted out a truly jaw-dropping rendition of "This Little Piggy" in her best Britney Spears voice.

The blonde bombshell also treated the audience to her version of Cher singing the Folger's coffee jingle. You have to watch this video!