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If Bruce Jenner was a superhero, he'd definitely be Banana Man, because we always seem to catch the reality TV star stuffing the potassium-packed fruit down his throat in record time. Sunday was no exception, and Bruceypoo even wore a yellow rain slicker when we snapped him mid-snack. We swear, he's doing this on purpose...

In other Kardashian-Jenner news, according to a new report in the National Enquirer, Bruce is apparently ready to pen a tell-all book that will "reveal the dark details of his miserable 23-year marriage." Now THAT is something we'd read!

"He’s ready to expose [Kris] for the monster she really is! He suffered years of humiliation, and now he wants to get even by telling his side of the story," a source tells the tabloid. "Bruce will leave no stone unturned," another insider added. "He will put a spotlight on Kris’ cheating, how she talked all the girls into having plastic surgery, let Kendall and Kylie run wild and — in the biggest shocker of all — finally reveal the identity of Khloe’s ‘real’ father!"

Woah! While we doubt this would ever happen, we can dream!

Well we did know they were pretty tight lipped about their relationship -- but this comes as a surprise! Scarlett Johannson reportedly quietly married French journalist, Romain Dauriac, back in September.

September was a big month for the couple -- they also welcomed their daughter, Rose Dorothy, that month.

Johansson's rep has declined to comment.

A source told the New York Post, "They kept the wedding a big secret because they both wanted privacy." The source also added that the nuptials were held stateside.

News of their nuptials comes just after the actress was spotted earlier this month wearing what was speculated to be a wedding band at a fundraiser for Hurricane Sandy victims.

The duo became engaged in 2013. This is the Avengers star's second marriage. Previously, she was married to Ryan Reynolds.

Seeing as Miley Cyrus posted the sexy selfie above after she uploaded a shot of her hand covered in blood, she's obviously fine, but we're curious as to what happened!

Miley, who visited the ER back in 2012 after accidentally slicing herself with a kitchen knife, seemingly had another run-in with a sharp object over the weekend. But if we're being perfectly honest here, we're more concerned about her dirty nails than we are about her getting a few stitches -- she looks like she could give someone a staph infection with those claws!

And if Miley is putting pics like the one above on her public profile, we don't even want to know what she's sending boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger! On Saturday the lovebirds had a romantic dinner date at Nobu in Malibu, and though they looked like a normal couple, you know there's some freaky sh*t going down! After some of Miley's wild birthday party pics surfaced over the weekend, we can't say we blame Maria Shriver for being concerned about her son dating the pop superstar!

Angelina Jolie was just involved in a near-devastating car crash in LA after the screening of her film Unbroken in Beverly Hills.

The actress was returning home in a chauffeured black SUV when the car, slipping on the wet road, slid into the curb with extreme force, popping TWO tires, almost causing the driver to lose control of the vehicle. It all happened just 30 minutes ago -- around 6:45pm PT. In fact, Jolie is STILL in the car, waiting for another ride.

As the actress-director left the Writers' Guild Theater, her driver took off fairly quickly, headed east and when the car hit the curb, it was bad, according to our eyewitness: "The car slammed into the curb at a significant speed. Angelina must have wondered if they hit another car. It was pretty bad -- the tire exploded and it's amazing nothing worse happened to the car. I wouldn't be surprised if she has whiplash."

Angelina is currently waiting for another car. Stay tuned for updates ... PHOTOS AND VIDEOS COMING SOON!

UPDATE - Angelina was picked up, not by Brad, but by another driver from the same car service. She's on her way home now ...

UPDATE - Angelina got home safe and sound -- but her trusty, 24/7, full-time bodyguard Richard wasn't with her last night. The second he leaves his watch, something goes wrong!

They're growing on each other and fast!

Miley Cyrus and beau Patrick Schwarzenegger kept their love fest going strong on Saturday as the two shared a romantic dinner date at Nobu in Malibu.

The 22-year-old singer and 21-year-old son of Hollywood star Arnold Schwarzenegger were cozied up with each other, reuniting after the Thanksgiving holiday and they even seemed to be rocking close to matching outfits already!

The new couple have been together for some months now and things have been pretty smooth, even with Miley's out-of-control 22nd birthday party and Patrick's mother Maria's disapproval.

They make the cutest couple! Sorry Liam!

She knows how to step on a scene!

Angelina Jolie exuded tons of confidence earlier today when she arrived at a screening of her new film Unbroken at the Writers Guild Theater in Beverly Hills in a beautiful all-white ensemble, sunglasses and her Louis Vuitton purse but without one thing... Brad Pitt!

The 39-year-old actress has done this before as recently as last week when she attended the London premiere of her movie with nothing but the Armed Forces as her escorts.

This is Jolie's second film as a director and her latest effort has been receiving rave reviews, so much so that even she is thinking of a new career calling.

“I’m very happy as a director,” she said. “I may be stressed, but I’m loving every difficult challenge. I love seeing a story through from beginning to end. I like the nurturing aspect of it—building the family of crew and supporting everyone. I’m much happier not being that person out in the front.”

Looks like this could leave her husband as the only one on the silver screen!

They're getting acclimated quite quickly!

It's been more than a few months since Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise made the big move from New York City to Calabasas, California and now they're already part of their new neighborhood as the two attended a birthday party in the area on Saturday.

The 35-year-old actress was casually dressed in demin while her adorable daughter was in all white, mirroring her friend who accompanied them.

Glad to see the coastal switch hasn't affected their social lives!

David Beckham and his son Brooklyn were reportedly involved in a car accident in Hertfordshire, England on Saturday.

According to The Telegraph, the accident occurred when Beckham went to pick up his 15-year-old from his soccer game on Arsenal's training grounds.

"They were shaken," a source said. "It was quite a heavy prang at quite a speed but everybody walked away uninjured. Everybody's fine. Thankfully the car's airbags deployed."

Oddly enough, an opponent of Brooklyn's happened to witness the accident as it unfolded, tweeting from his point of view.

"Weird to play against Brooklyn Beckham earlier," Thomas Cadman tweeted on Saturday. "Even weirder to be currently stuck behind David Beckham as he has crashed his car."