Seeing as Miley Cyrus posted the sexy selfie above after she uploaded a shot of her hand covered in blood, she's obviously fine, but we're curious as to what happened!

Miley, who visited the ER back in 2012 after accidentally slicing herself with a kitchen knife, seemingly had another run-in with a sharp object over the weekend. But if we're being perfectly honest here, we're more concerned about her dirty nails than we are about her getting a few stitches -- she looks like she could give someone a staph infection with those claws!

And if Miley is putting pics like the one above on her public profile, we don't even want to know what she's sending boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger! On Saturday the lovebirds had a romantic dinner date at Nobu in Malibu, and though they looked like a normal couple, you know there's some freaky sh*t going down! After some of Miley's wild birthday party pics surfaced over the weekend, we can't say we blame Maria Shriver for being concerned about her son dating the pop superstar!

Angelina Jolie was just involved in a near-devastating car crash in LA after the screening of her film Unbroken in Beverly Hills.

The actress was returning home in a chauffeured black SUV when the car, slipping on the wet road, slid into the curb with extreme force, popping TWO tires, almost causing the driver to lose control of the vehicle. It all happened just 30 minutes ago -- around 6:45pm PT. In fact, Jolie is STILL in the car, waiting for another ride.

As the actress-director left the Writers' Guild Theater, her driver took off fairly quickly, headed east and when the car hit the curb, it was bad, according to our eyewitness: "The car slammed into the curb at a significant speed. Angelina must have wondered if they hit another car. It was pretty bad -- the tire exploded and it's amazing nothing worse happened to the car. I wouldn't be surprised if she has whiplash."

Angelina is currently waiting for another car. Stay tuned for updates ... PHOTOS AND VIDEOS COMING SOON!

UPDATE - Angelina was picked up, not by Brad, but by another driver from the same car service. She's on her way home now ...

UPDATE - Angelina got home safe and sound -- but her trusty, 24/7, full-time bodyguard Richard wasn't with her last night. The second he leaves his watch, something goes wrong!

They're growing on each other and fast!

Miley Cyrus and beau Patrick Schwarzenegger kept their love fest going strong on Saturday as the two shared a romantic dinner date at Nobu in Malibu.

The 22-year-old singer and 21-year-old son of Hollywood star Arnold Schwarzenegger were cozied up with each other, reuniting after the Thanksgiving holiday and they even seemed to be rocking close to matching outfits already!

The new couple have been together for some months now and things have been pretty smooth, even with Miley's out-of-control 22nd birthday party and Patrick's mother Maria's disapproval.

They make the cutest couple! Sorry Liam!

She knows how to step on a scene!

Angelina Jolie exuded tons of confidence earlier today when she arrived at a screening of her new film Unbroken at the Writers Guild Theater in Beverly Hills in a beautiful all-white ensemble, sunglasses and her Louis Vuitton purse but without one thing... Brad Pitt!

The 39-year-old actress has done this before as recently as last week when she attended the London premiere of her movie with nothing but the Armed Forces as her escorts.

This is Jolie's second film as a director and her latest effort has been receiving rave reviews, so much so that even she is thinking of a new career calling.

“I’m very happy as a director,” she said. “I may be stressed, but I’m loving every difficult challenge. I love seeing a story through from beginning to end. I like the nurturing aspect of it—building the family of crew and supporting everyone. I’m much happier not being that person out in the front.”

Looks like this could leave her husband as the only one on the silver screen!

They're getting acclimated quite quickly!

It's been more than a few months since Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise made the big move from New York City to Calabasas, California and now they're already part of their new neighborhood as the two attended a birthday party in the area on Saturday.

The 35-year-old actress was casually dressed in demin while her adorable daughter was in all white, mirroring her friend who accompanied them.

Glad to see the coastal switch hasn't affected their social lives!

David Beckham and his son Brooklyn were reportedly involved in a car accident in Hertfordshire, England on Saturday.

According to The Telegraph, the accident occurred when Beckham went to pick up his 15-year-old from his soccer game on Arsenal's training grounds.

"They were shaken," a source said. "It was quite a heavy prang at quite a speed but everybody walked away uninjured. Everybody's fine. Thankfully the car's airbags deployed."

Oddly enough, an opponent of Brooklyn's happened to witness the accident as it unfolded, tweeting from his point of view.

"Weird to play against Brooklyn Beckham earlier," Thomas Cadman tweeted on Saturday. "Even weirder to be currently stuck behind David Beckham as he has crashed his car."

Looks like he's going in more than one direction!

Last night, singer Harry Styles stuck true to his playboy image as he appeared to have partied pretty hard as he was leaving The Nice Guy with not one, but two female friends at 3am!

The 20-year-old One Direction star, who's dated the likes of Taylor Swift and Caroline Flack, clearly doesn't seem to be slowing down nor seeking the relationship road any time soon.

He and his fellow 1D mate Zayn Malik have been in the City of Angels a little longer to celebrate their big win at the American Music Awards last week despite their busy schedule so it only makes sense that Harry let off a little steam last night.

Do it while you're young!

Kim Kardashian has now taken ridiculous kid fashion to a WHOLE new level ... by dressing year-old daughter Nori in a black ostrich feather cape, toddler Charlotte Olympia kitty cat flats and Alaia-style cropped black leggings. Seriously over the top!!! ... But we kind of love it. And could Nori get any cuter?!

And if the chic baby style weren't enough, you'll DIE when you hear where Kim was taking little North West ... for a spa day at the Beverly Hills Hotel! And they drove there in the Rolls Royce! Did Nori have a gold sippy cup full of Champagne on the way there? Was she snacking on caviar? You think she went for a deep tissue massage or maybe a Shiatsu and a steam bath? The pair wrapped up the afternoon with a mommy-and-me class at a friend's house. #LifestylesOfTheRichAndFamous