Shia LaBeouf sat down for an interview with Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, and after opening up about his infamous arrest on The Ellen DeGeneres Show last week, the 28-year-old actor dished even more details about the incident to Jimmy. And now that we know the star is in a better place now, his twist on it is pretty funny!

As you may remember, LaBeouf was arrested and charged with criminal trespass and disorderly conduct for causing a ruckus at a Broadway performance of Cabaret in June. He was quite inebriated, and after being confronted by cops, he even spit in one officer's face. Shia's version of how it all went down?

He explained:

"I'm walking towards the [theater] and now the drunk is really kicking in. I’m really good and drunk at this point. I get into the theater and it’s set up like an old club … They have tables and there’s all these women in burlesque and I’m like, ‘Oh, this really is some kind of party or something.'

Now I’m drinking these drinks and the show starts and out comes Alan Tuding… Alan Cumming. It could have been Allen Iverson at this point,” Shia joked. “He’s smoking a cigarette and so I go, ‘Oh, it’s that kind of party. Perfect. I want to have a cigarette too.’ So I pull this cigarette out and I’m smoking a cigarette and these women want nothing to do with me. Nobody wants nothing to do with me, but I don’t care. I’m just seeing Allen Iverson in leather pants and saying this is the craziest show I’ve ever seen."

Oh, and it gets better!

Shia claims Alan winked at him during the show, at which point he walked by and gave him a slap on the behind “because I think he deserves it. He’s seducing me. He’s the sexiest man I’ve ever seen … I slapped and grabbed him. I grabbed his whole cheek because I wanted the party right here in my pants. He finds a way to wiggle out of my Hercules grip and I’m a little disappointed about it so I think it’s about time to have another cigarette.”

And theeeeen?

“I see six cops having their own party and anyways, they end up taking me to the station. I get to the station and I quickly realize, I’m not supposed to be here. I’m not made for this set up. So I’m like, ‘You gotta do something. You gotta do something, man. You’re gonna die in here.’ So I turn into Tupac and now I’m ripping my shirt off and doing push-ups like, ‘Don’t mess with me dawg.’ And the guy’s like, ‘What are you in here for?’ And I’m like, ‘Cabaret.' So then they finger print me, do the whole business, and I’m like, ‘I gotta get out of this little cell with these six dudes. I’m tripping.’ So I figured I’m gonna spit on this cop’s shoe, that’s my way out. So I spit on his shoe and I’m looking at him, and it was. He put a mask on me, a Hannibal mask and a lead jacket and ushered me to my private little dwelling where I sat for 25 hours and then they gave me a McDonald’s egg sandwich."

Sounds like quite a night! Watch the full interview above!

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Jennifer Lawrence attended the premiere of Serena at the BFI London Film Festival on Monday night, and the 24-year-old starlet seemingly wore a long blazer ... and not much else! Is there a dress under there? Or even a skirt? I mean, she looks great, but after going bra-less last week at a photo shoot, you'd think J. Law might want to cover up her tatas, but apparently not!

Lawrence's boobs were out on the recent cover of Vanity Fair, and the Oscar winner opened up about her recent nude photo scandal. "Just because I’m a public figure, just because I’m an actress, does not mean that I asked for this," she said of her X-rated pics being leaked online. "It does not mean that it comes with the territory. It’s my body, and it should be my choice, and the fact that it is not my choice is absolutely disgusting. I can’t believe that we even live in that kind of world."

While we see her point, we also feel like it might have sounded a bit more sincere if she wasn't topless in her spread for the mag. Still, it's her body, and she's choosing when and where she wants to show it off, so we get that too. But does she wear stuff this sexy for boyfriend Chris Martin?

Speaking of Chris, he recently met Jen's mom, and not only is he now parent-approved, but he has an invite to Christmas dinner! Jennifer's grandmother, Carolyn Kloch, reportedly told The Sun, "Jennifer's mum flew to Los Angeles to meet Chris. We will have to get another chair for the dinner table at Christmas! The family is getting so big we might have to split up for gatherings."

Jen's probably not stoked about granny spilling the beans, but she's gotta be happy about how serious things have gotten with her much older beau!

No freedom just yet!

Amanda Bynes' psychiatric hold has been extended two weeks, People reports. Her parents Rick and Lynn Bynes are breathing a sigh of relief that their troubled daughter will continue to receive care at the treatment facility. "They're happy she's safe and that Amanda is finally getting some help," a source told the mag.

The actress was taken involuntarily to Las Encinas hospital in Pasadena, California, last Friday after flying back into town from NYC. The former child star's behavior had become increasingly erratic over the past several weeks, and she officially took it too far when she went on a Twitter rant accusing her father of incest and molestation, which she later denied and deleted from her account.

We hope she's on the road to recovery!

Gwen Stefani took her three sons shopping for costumes in Los Angeles over the weekend, and it looks like Kingston, Zuma and little Apollo scored some pretty sweet costumes. We couldn't tell what all of the outfits were, but someone's definitely going to be a pumpkin ... How cute!

After going on a Halloween shopping spree, the group grabbed frozen yogurt at Menchie's, and as always, Gwen looked like a million bucks. We're not obsessed with the black streak in her hair, but she definitely knows how to pull it off...

In other news, the singer will be dropping some new tunes before the end of the year! Stefani’s manager Irving Azoff spoke at a panel at New York’s Advertising Week, and he revealed that Gwen has been working on new tracks for her upcoming solo project with Pharrell Williams and Diplo. The project is slated for release in December, and we'll get a peek at her new single when she performs it on this season of NBC’s The Voice.

Can't wait!

It's that time of year!

Jessica Alba, Fergie, and Josh Duhamel were just some of the stars that came out to the pumpkin patch in Hollywood over the weekend, and the festive yard is going to continue being the hippest place in town for the next few weeks. Others like Pete Wentz, Jamie King, and J.Lo also stopped by with their little ones recently.

If you're visiting from out of town and want to spot a celeb, head to Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch!

OMG!

Iggy Azalea and a pal lost their cool over the weekend during a grocery shopping trip, and not only did the starlet seemingly try to ram a photographer (NOT one of ours) with her shopping cart, but she called one of the guys a "c***" and said she wished he'd die of Ebola!

Here's how it all went down: Apparently one of the paps followed Iggy and her companion inside a local Vons and took photos, at which point both of the ladies got pissed. When the photographer exited the market, he had a heated exchange with Iggy's friend, and she allegedly spit on him and ran back in the store. Then the pap told the woman he was going to file assault charges, but a store clerk then stepped in, blocked the entry way and told the pap he was no longer welcome.

And things got even worse when Iggy came out with her cart! The photographer again brought up being spit on, saying to Iggy's pal, "What if you have AIDS? What if you have Ebola?" Iggy's response? "I hope you have Ebola. I hope you die. You're a f*cking c***!" Ok, so we understand why Iggy was mad, but maybe that wasn't the best thing to say? Yikes...

For her part, the Aussie rapper defend herself by posting a meme of He-man on Instagram and writing:

"Something is only "the way it is" for as long as one ALLOWS it to be. What I'm comfortable consenting a paparazzi do doesn't require anyone's opinion but my own. I don't see why that's hard for some to fathom. Judge me for spazzing if you like but you only saw the 30sec aftermath which was classy in comparison to what he said to us inside the grocery store where we discovered him lying on the floor after we had repeatedly & politely asked him to leave multiple locations during the course of the day. I don't hate paps, just the really aggressive ones... I only treated him the way he treated me all day. Fair is fair playboys and girls. Peace out."

Way to go, Miss Willis!

Demi Moore and daughter Tallulah went for a hike at Runyon Canyon on Sunday to celebrate the 20-year-old marking 90 days of sobriety, and it seems that going through treatment not only made her happier, but it also brought her closer to her famous mom. The pair posted goofy pics with their pooch Meiko on the trails, and it appears to have been an all-around joyous occasion.

"Things are not perfect by any means but I radiate more positive energy on a daily basis then I ever thought possible. No longer allowing chemicals to infiltrate my bod was the best decision I've ever made. Here's 90 more days. Woot woot!" Rumer's sister wrote on her Instagram account.

Tallulah has come a long way since admitting she struggles with body dysmorphia and low self esteem. "I struggled a lot when I was younger. Like I'm diagnosed with body dysmorphia with reading those stupid f--king tabloids when I was like 13 and feeling like I was ugly, like always. I believed the strangers more than the people that loved me because why would the people who loved me be honest?" she explained in an interview with StyleLikeU this past summer.

One day at a time, girl!

Rita Ora landed at Los Angeles International Airport with her green-haired boyfriend Ricky Hil (ya know, Tommy Hilfiger's punk rock son), and the duo caused quite a commotion when they walked through the terminal.

The British pop star smiled when grilled about her recent naked picture scandal, but she refused to comment on the matter. Rita and her beau had been in London, and while she was there she got yet another tattoo with DJ pal Nick Grimshaw.

Rita and Nick will be co-hosting the BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards this Sunday, and he told Digital Spy, "I'm really excited because I did it last year with her, and it was really really fun, she's so easy to work with. She's how a pop star should be. She's textbook. She could teach popstars how to behave. So busy. Always flying round the world, I don't know anyone who works more than her, ever. If I'm tired, I think, 'You can't be as tired as Rita Ora is.'"

That's probably true!