Avert your eyes -- Miley Cyrus is wearing pasties as a shirt!

Miley defied logic, reason and all sense of taste when she donned nipple tassels shaped like ice cream cones to Alexander Wang's New York Fashion Week afterparty in Brooklyn on Saturday night.

Apparently taking a "party bus" to the bash, the 21-year-old came in covered in glitter, wearing prescription pill sunglasses and rocking her ice cream sundaes.

We are just so over this wannabe, drug-loving Miley. She's trying so hard to be bad ass -- and it makes us roll our eyes.

The "Wrecking Ball" singer certainly knows how to make a statement -- a really dumb one, that no one wants to see.

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They've got an heir, and now they've got a spare on the way!

Kate Middleton and Prince William are expecting their second child, Kensington Palace announced in a statement today.

"Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to announce that The Duchess of Cambridge is expecting their second child. The Queen and members of both families are delighted with the news," the statement read. The pair became first time parents last year in July when they welcomed Prince George at St. Mary's Hospital in London.

During her first pregnancy, Kate suffered extreme morning sickness, and she is once again stricken with the condition this time around. "As with her first pregnancy, The Duchess is suffering from Hyperemesis Gravidarum. Her Royal Highness will no longer accompany The Duke of Cambridge on their planned engagement in Oxford today. The Duchess is being treated by doctors at Kensington Palace. She is at home being looked after by the surgeon gynecologist to the Queen, Alan Farthing, and the surgeon gynecologist to the royal household, Guy Thorpe-Beeston," the statement continued.

The 32-year-old is only approximately eight weeks along, but the couple chose to reveal the happy news early due to the fact her condition will most likely cause her to miss a string of public appearances.

We wouldn't be surprised if Kim Kardashian has a bun in the oven before too long just to keep up with Kate!

Could Gwenie and Chris being giving it another go?!

Probably not ... we're guessing Ms. Goop was just discussing the children's schedules and teasing the hell out of her soon-to-be ex-husband Chris Martin over a steamy plate of carbohydrate-filled pasta.

Let's be honest, Gwyneth Paltrow has legs to die for and the Botox work on her face is divine -- ANY man would lust after her, right? As long as his fantasies include a healthy dose of wheatgrass, an efficient bedroom session that GP directs, then that once-a-week cigarette and lots of natural lavender anti-bacterial wipes.

Anyway, Gwyneth and Chris reunited for a late lunch Sunday afternoon and their favorite Italian restaurant close to home -- Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica, just down the street from their formerly-shared home. Wonder what the two discussed???

Side note ... the lovely Chris Martin offered to pay for our photographer's parking while we photographed him and his estranged wife. How sweet!

Check out the fan next to RiRi -- he's literally blinded by her beauty!

Rihanna's not necessarily know for "reigning it in," so seeing her go bra-less isn't too unusual. But we can't say we don't celebrate it every time it happens!

The sexy "Diamonds" singer ditched her lingerie for two looks Sunday at fashion week in New York -- the first was a menswear-inspired pajama look. She rocked a white silk, plunging-neckline top and matching wide-legged pants with white heels (and even white nail polish). Later in the day, she switched it up and donned a bright pink mini-skirt and white crop top. The common factor? No bra! Loves!

Friends and family turned out to honor Joan Rivers at Temple Emanu-El in New York, on Sunday. The comedienne's daughter Melissa and her grandson Cooper led a procession of who's-who in showbiz at the somber funeral just three days after the Fashion Police host died from complications suffered during minor throat surgery.

River's longtime BFF, gossip columnist Cindy Adams said, in Page Six, the affair would start "with the Gay Men’s choir show tunes, the rabbi’s opening prayer, Audra McDonald singing, Debra Norville reminiscing. Then me, Melissa, Hugh Jackman. A closing prayer then an NYPD cadre and four horseback riders who, I was told, did not come cheap."

She loves being the best mommy!

Kourtney Kardashian loves her kids so much, as evident by the amount of time she seems to spend with them (who wouldn't?). Case in point: the reality star escorted Mason and Penelope around Calabasas on Saturday. Aww!

The 35-year-old, who's expecting to add to the bunch with her third child with Scott Disick, has maintained her maternity style quite nicely as she keeps looking glam, baby bump and all.

Hold onto her Scott!

She's looking good!

Jennifer Lopez showed that she's still as hot as ever as she rocked an all-black form-fitting outfit while out and about in the New York City streets on Saturday.

The 45-year-old singer, who's surprisingly single, has kept busy of late, linking up with highly touted up-and-comer Iggy Azalea for her new song Booty, complete with a sizzling teaser!

The full video drops on September 9, following her performance at the Fashion Rocks charity fundraising event in Brooklyn, New York.

Can't wait to see what she's working with!

He handled that well!

While making his way through LAX on Saturday, we confronted Chris Martin about Jennifer Lawrence's leaked nude photos, taking the questioning with class. Good man!

The Coldplay frontman and the Oscar-winning actress have been dating for a couple months now but it appears that the photo scandal could've caused a rift between the two.

According to rumored reports, Martin may plan on splitting with the Hunger Games star soon due to the leaked nude photos. Apparently they were too much for the singer to handle and he's having second thoughts about dating someone as young and immature as Lawrence.

Let's hope those rumors aren't true!