Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are wacky! The engaged couple hit up West Hollywood hotspot Craig's Monday night -- Katy decked out in a bright orange flight suit, looking like she's a NASA astronaut or something. She was carrying her leftovers in what looked like a lunch box as she hopped on the back of fiance Orlando Bloom's motorcycle.

The pair love going undercover, so a bike is the perfect way for them to travel so they have the excuse of wearing helmets to hide under!

Jordyn Woods is stepping out on her own and kissing the Kardashians goodbye (because she has no choice)!

The eyelash maven hit the red carpet for YouTuber Justin Roberts' music video premiere party for the single "Way Too Much" -- Why? Because Jordyn's in the video! Why? We don't know!

Roberts is part of Jake Paul's Team 10 which means part of his M.O. is to make RIDICULOUS music video in which he pretends to be a rapper. But hey, we're sure he really was "iced out when he was four," right? Speaking of four-year-olds, Mini Jake Paul (yes, he's a thing), Tydus Talbott, went to Peppermint Club last night with his mentor for the big blowout. Because of COURSE a four-year old should be hanging at a Hollywood nightclub!

Here's the weird thing ... premiere party was last night and now Justin Roberts has got us all on the edge of our seats anticipating this music video featuring Jordyn Woods and ... it's nowhere to be found on YouTube! Dude -- Premiere Party 101: if you host a premiere party, you've gotta actually release the video thereafter.

In the meantime, watch one of Roberts' oldies but goodies (kidding). This sh*t will CRACK YOU UP and make you wonder how American culture will survive the YouTube era ...

These ladies are in deep doodoo!

Even celebrities take a wrong turn sometimes and occasionally is a REALLY wrong turn. First off, Felicity Huffman paid $15,000 to have some dude cheat her daughter's SAT score to boost it 400 points to a 1420. So now she's pleaded guilty to fraud, along with 13 other parents and one former university coach in this huge college admissions scandal case. The Desperate Housewives alum, 56, faced a whopping TWENTY years in prison for scamming her daughter's way in to college.

Huffman released this statement today, when entering her guilty plea: "I am pleading guilty to the charge brought against me by the United States Attorney’s Office. I am in full acceptance of my guilt, and with deep regret and shame over what I have done, I accept full responsibility for my actions and will accept the consequences that stem from those actions. I am ashamed of the pain I have caused my daughter, my family, my friends, my colleagues and the educational community."

Meanwhile, a fellow actress, Allison Mack who appeared on the hit Smallville broke the law in a decidedly different way ... she's pleaded guilty of sex trafficking in the NXIVM sex cult case. The star was indicted on multiple counts of sex-trafficking, sex-trafficking conspiracy and conspiracy to commit forced labor in the case after allegedly recruiting women to be sex slaves for cult leader Keith Raniere. She was also accused of identity fraud and money laundering for the cult based in upstate New York.

Mack was arrested almost a year ago and release on $5 million bail -- at the time, she pleaded not guilty to all charges. But when the cult's co-founder's daughter pleaded guilty, Mack changed her tune. And what a tune it is -- listen to what she's guilty of ... court papers say Mack would "have victims provide the group with naked photographs, assets, criminal confessions and other damaging information, known as collateral." And it gets worse: "Mack would perform ceremonies in which her slaves were branded … [She] would place her hands on the slaves’ chests and told them to ‘feel the pain’ and to ‘think of their master,’ as slaves cried in pain."

Okaaaaayyyyy. Mack supposedly tried to recruit Emma Watson and Kelly Clarkson via Twitter (stay away, ladies!). She faces up to 40 years in prison and will be sentenced September 11.

This SO funny on SO many levels ...

FYI, young people don't even know who you are, Leo -- we love you, but seriously. You haven't made a good movie in years, you date girls half your age and you drive a Volvo, so get over your big, bad self.

When we spotted DiCaprio, 44, today, apparently he spotted us, too, so he put his 21-year-old girlfriend Camila Morrone (yes, he's old enough to have fathered her but hey -- you love who you love!) on the lookout for lenses as he wriggled his way out of his mom car and pulled his baseball cap lower so as not to be photographed. Then he ran -- yes, he literally ran away from our photographer so as not to be snapped. Why? We'd like to ask him that ourselves!

We can't take how cute these babies are!

But honestly, that's not really what Beyonce's new documentary Homecoming: A Film By Beyonce is about. It's about Maya Angelou's important words used to voice over what a very young Beyonce hopes will be her legacy. It's like a career retrospective for a mid-career artist.

But fans will focus on the babies -- since Rumi and Sir have only been seen a handfull of times and not recently since they've moved past their tiny baby stage. Beyonce will let us into her world on her terms and what a world it is. We can't wait to watch this on Netflix April 17 when it's released. Here's what the streaming platform says of the piece: "Homecoming presents an intimate look at Beyoncé’s historic 2018 Coachella performance that paid homage to America’s historically black colleges and universities. Interspersed with candid footage and interviews detailing the preparation and powerful intent behind her vision, Homecoming traces the emotional road from creative concept to cultural movement." Loves!

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Throw down!

Justin Bieber seems to be starting a bit of a beef with fellow pop star heartthrob Shawn Mendes. Of course everyone knows of Shawn's history with Bieber's wife Hailey Baldwin, so clearly THAT'S got something to do with it but could it also be that Justin's feeling threatened by Mendes' musical success?

The "In My Blood" singer covers the latest issue of the Observer magazine and is dubbed the "Prince of Pop." Shawn posted the cover pic to Instagram and guess who commented?! Justin wrote: "Hmm ‘’ Gonna have to break a few more records to dethrone my title there bud (canadian voice)..but if you want we can play hockey for it but i heard your [sic] a real bender on the ice we could just drop the buckets and tilt for it."

Shawn replied, "@justinbieber LOL any time any day you just let me know!!!!!!"

Some fans didn't get that Bieber was supposedly commenting in jest and one dude wrote, "justin has been dead from music for how long? take a seat bud.” To which Justin replied, “There is no competition and it was a playful joke people relax.. there’s no sides we’re all just here to make dope music. I’m just [as] competitive as he is … so it was just a little playful jargon."

Playful, indeed!

Not much to say about this ... Miley Cyrus and hubby Liam Hemsworth were out to dinner with his brother Luke and some pals Saturday at Nobu in Malibu and as they left ... in their MINI VAN -- yes, a mom van -- SOMEBODY flipped us the bird! Who shot the middle finger at the paps? YOU decide!

Justin Bieber is such a gentleman!

Not only did the pop star buy an $8.5M mansion for him and his wife to live in, he picked up a couple bouquets of flowers for wife Hailey Baldwin Sunday to put in the new home!

Justin and Hailey were previously staying in Justin's luxury penthouse residence at the Montage Laguna Beach for weeks while he received treatment at "brain heath center" the Amen Clinic and while they looked for a home up in LA. Well they found it and now they're back to living in the city and while Hailey seems to love it -- she can meet up with friends like Kendall Jenner at Pilates and for dinners at Nobu Malibu, and go shopping at local favorites like Fred Segal -- Justin, meanwhile, has been nesting. He's accepting deliveries at the house, getting their furnishings in order and staying home.

But why, when we spotted Hailey with pup Oscar Bieber outside the house yesterday, did she appear to be crying? Are those tears of joy over her first marital home?