Everyone's a soccer fan! In preparation for the US's match against Germany during the World Cup, Anchorman Will Ferrell descended upon a pep rally in Recife, Brazil and whipped fans into a frenzy -- and we'v got the hilarious video!

After being introduced by Teddy Roosevelt impersonator Teddy Goalsevelt and United States Soccer Federation President Sunil Gulati, Will "Secret Weapon" Ferrell, pumped up the eager crowd and gave a rousing speech to the unsuspecting soccer fans.

I am so honored to be playing tomorrow," Ferrell said. "I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm not in the best shape. I'm not in soccer shape right now, but I'm gonna try my best and I'm going to live up to the spirit of this American team."

The 49-year-old also added, "If the games get close, I will bite the opponent. I will bite every German player if I have to!"

The biting joke is a reference to an previous World Cup game in which Uruguay player Luis Suarez's bit an Italian defender during Tuesday's match. This morning FIFA issued a statement barring Suarez from the rest of the World Cup, for nine games and for four months of play, which is the harshest suspension in the history of the World Cup.

“Such behavior cannot be tolerated on any football pitch, and in particular not at a FIFA World Cup when the eyes of millions of people are on the stars on the field,” Claudio Sulser, the chairman of the FIFA disciplinary committee, said in a statement.

Glad to see Will is using the shocking incident for comedy -- because that sh*t cray!

Biting or no biting, the funny man left the eager crowd in a tizzy, chanting, "I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WILL! I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!"

Go USA!

They're usually so private!

Beyonce and Jay Z kicked off their On The Run tour on Wednesday in Miami, and the superstar couple decided to show never-before-seen wedding videos and clips of their daughter Blue Ivy while performing "Forever Young" and "Halo".

The footage shows the pair exchanging vows and the rapper putting a ring on the singer's finger, amongst other sweet moments.

"There were videos of Blue in the pool with her mom, walking holding hands with her parents, Jay Z kissing Blue. It was a sweet moment—Jay Z and Beyoncé were both facing the screen watching the Blue videos while they sang "Halo." It was like they were singing the song to their baby girl. The two of them were beaming, smiling watching their little girl on the screen," a source told Us Weekly.

Just precious!

She's back to normal!

Kim Kardashian left her NYC apartment in a tan dress today, and we were expecting her to have blonde hair since she Instagrammed a pic of it yesterday, but apparently it was just a wig!

'It's just a wig. Looks so real though right?" she captioned the below snapshot.

Kimmy K is on the East coast to film scenes with sisters Kourtney and Khloe for their E! spinoff, and the most shocking thing is that she actually brought daughter Nori with her for once!

Who knew they were friends?!

Gwyneth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz dined at Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica Wednesday night -- the same spot where Gwyneth and estranged hubby Chris Martin shared an evening just after they consciously uncoupled.

Cameron was wearing a simple white tee with jeans with a gray cardigan, ripped jeans and a Chloe cross-body bag while Gwyn sported a cream-colored jacket, a thick gold-chain necklace and baggy pants. Both wore their hair in simple top knots.

As Cameron promotes her film Sex Tape and takes her relationship with Benji Madden public and Gwyneth endures almost daily headlines about Martin going on dates with 30 year-old Alexa Chung and the ease with which he's "moved on," it's clear the pair certainly had a lot to talk about.

Our photographer tells us Cam and Gwyn arrived around 7:30 and stayed until 10! Gwyn reportedly gave up on her macrobiotic ways and dug into some of Baldi's delicious pasta, while Cameron encouraged Gwyn to share a desert, too. We're told, "They had a great time together -- Cameron was really animated, telling stories and gesturing all the time. She's really funny. Gwyneth looked like she was due for a good laugh. She was relaxed and enjoying the evening. Seems like she needed a good girls' night out!"

After the meal, Gwyneth gave the waiter a kiss and drove just a mile away to her Brentwood home in her black Audi, while Cameron pulled away in her environmentally-conscious Tesla.

We hope we see these 41 year-olds together again ... what a cute pair!

Those bikini pix weren't a fluke!

Courteney Cox went to dinner in West Hollywood on Wednesday night, and after her birthday trip to Turks and Caicos last week, she looked refreshed and well, at least twenty years younger than she really is.

Courtney, who turned 50 on June 15, has been dating Snow Patrol musician Johnny McDaid for the last seven months, and while there's no talk of the two getting engaged, they're clearly quite happy together.

The former Friends star and her beau stayed at the Amanyara resort, and from lakeside yoga workouts to laying out, it sounds like it was the perfect way to ring in her milestone birthday.

"Courteney looked amazing," an onlooker tells Us Weekly. "Johnny was staring at her and smiling. You could see how much he loves her." Awww! Good for her!

We're not sure what inspired Kourtney Kardashian to wear this printed sweatsuit, but there are two things to consider: 1) she's preggers and 2) she's about to hop on a 6 hour flight to New York. So...we're not gonna judge.

On Wednesday the pregnant reality TV starlet and her two kids jetted off to the Hamptons to resume filming their spin-off show, and it'll be interesting to see what happens when Kourt reunites with baby daddy Scott Disick. After a heated argument, Kourt left Scott back on the east coast last week, and while she was trying to teach him a lesson, he didn't appear too bummed about her absence when we snapped his picture the other day.

Kourt has reportedly had it with Scott's partying and childish antics, and a source tells Us Weekly, "Kourtney was yelling at Scott after she found an inappropriate picture of him with another girl." She reportedly screamed during the argument, "You need to be a more responsible father and get better. There is another baby on the way! You need to straighten up or get out!"

From her blonde hair to her orange skin, Kim Kardashian went ALL out with the color changes on Wednesday! (Too bad she TOTALLY tricked us, because it's a wig!)

The 33-year-old reality TV star stepped out in New York City and revealed her new 'do, and while we're not loving her lighter locks, it's her Oompa Loompa-esque spray tan that we have the biggest problem with!

Earlier this afternoon she posted a selfie on Instagram and wrote, "It's baaaaack!!!! #BlondeHairDontCare thanks to @SergeNormant." Ugh! We absolutely love Kim K as a brunette, so why does she always insist on going Barbie blonde?

On a more positive note, we are kinda obsessed with her Burberry leather jacket...

But yeah, we should have known better ... look how ratty the edges are:

Someone's in a friendly mood despite being a single lady! Cue Beyonce and the leotard-clad back-up dancers!

While we used to spot her out running errands with her legal assistant boyfriend David Lucado, Britney Spears has been flying solo as of late -- because the popstar is once again single. She may be a world-famous superstar, but the twice-married singer certainly isn't lucky in love.

Today, the sultry entertainer showed off her gams while leaving Sprouts grocery store in Calabasas, Calif. The mom-of-two was aided by her bodyguard for the afternoon of errands -- a role that David used to dutifully play.

Despite the break up -- the sunny star looks like she doesn't have a care in the world. When you are Britney Spears -- you don't need a man! But maybe next time she puts her toes in the dating pool, she could step up her game to date someone of her caliber -- maybe a full-fledged lawyer or some sort of truck driver.

A source tells x17online that the couple has been broken up for a bit. "Britney and David split a while ago. Britney's been focusing on her boys after the break up," said the source.

Yesterday, the "Toxic" star tweeted a pic with her two sons with the caption, "What's up summer!!! Where are my sunglasses when I need them? Lol." David was noticeably absent from the family photo.

Despite the break up being amicable, the source added that 32-year-old was seeking solace in her boys. Britney hasn't issued an official statement about the reason behind the break up, but it's possible that her Las Vegas residency proved too much for the couple.

It looks like the sexy lady has been hitting the gym as of late, throwing herself into work-out mode after the break up. Recently, the gorgeous gal has been strutting her stuff all over town, showing off her gams in short shorts and tiny dresses.

Keep it up BritBrit!