Okay, what Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman did by scamming and paying their kids' way into college is abhorrent and ridiculous and unforgivable. And buy using their cash and their duplicity to secure spots for their children through this horrible dude's "side-door" method, they cheated other deserving students out of spots at various prestigious universities -- that's without question.

BUT! Is the damage done to ONE student really worth $500 BILLION dollars? One mom thinks so, so she filed suit against Loughlin, Huffman and the other scammers involved, claiming her son has suffered significant emotional distress ... to the tune of half a trillion dollars. Uh ... okay ...

Jennifer Kay Toy, an Oakland teacher, claims her son Joshua had a good work ethic, worked hard to achieve a 4.2 GPA, and deserve admittance into "some" of the colleges involved in the scandal, but didn't get those coveted acceptance letters.

The suit claims, "Joshua and I beleived [sic] that he’d had a fair chance just like all other applicants but did not make the cut for some undisclosed reason,” she wrote in the lawsuit. “I’m now outraged and hurt because I feel that my son, my only child, was denied access to a college not because he failed to work and study hard enough but because wealthy individuals felt that it was ok to lie, cheat, steal and bribe their children’s way into a good college."

It goes on to say, "I’m [out]raged and hurt because I feel that my son, my only child, was denied access to a college not because he failed to work and study hard enough but because wealthy individuals felt… it was ok to lie, cheat, steal and bribe their children’s way into a good college."

What's a little weird is that Ms. Toy has LA attorney Daniel King of First Rate Law representing her, but the suit is rife with misspellings, incorrect grammar, and just plain crazy mistakes. It seems highly unlikely this suit will go anywhere, but the more serious by two Stanford students who claim Huffman's and Loughlin's kids stole their spots at USC is slightly more professional, though not without it's own tinge of craziness. The two plaintiffs are at STANFORD rather than at USC and uh ... last time we check, Stanford isn't a second-choice school. These suits sound like money-grabs to us!

Meanwhile, enjoy this archive clip of Lori's daughter Olivia Jade and her YouTube vlog about teacher her mom 2017 slang. Loughlin jokes about how much money she's spent on Olivia's education! Touche!



UPDATE - Now this little gem his hit the YouTube airwaves ... a former classmate of Olivia Jade's is spilling some TEA about how she's not surprised Lori Loughlin's daughter scammed her way in to USC. Watch!

Don't be jealous -- most of us don't look anywhere NEAR this good at 38 but Paris Hilton celebrated her 38th birthday with pals Kim and Kourtney Kardashian, Larsa Pippen, and lots more friends Saturday night and these ladies -- Paris and Kim, who are the same age -- are just KILLING with their ageless looks.

Paris wore a super-sexy sequined bodysuit with a LOW zippered front and while she often seems demure, she wowed the crowd with her wild side this weekend, even taking to the pole to show off her moves!

Ms. Hilton turned her Beverly Hills mansion into a club -- gettin' down with the likes of Frankie Delgado, who posted lots of pix and videos of the event. Paris captioned one of her pix from the evening, "Love you @KimKardashian 💋 So much fun celebrating my birthday with you at #ClubParis."

Paris' actual birthday was last month, but with everyone's busy schedule, this was the first opportunity for the ladies to get together and celebrate. And what better weekend than St. Patrick's Day weekend, which gave Paris a built-in theme for the event. Erin Go Braugh!

This is what we like to see!

Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are looking happy and healthy as they reunite following a serious rough patch in their marriage and in Justin's quest for mental well-being. Biebs and Baldwin took advantage of the best, free therapy available -- some sun and surf, on Sunday, as they enjoyed some down-time together, back on the west coast.

After Justin spent time ensconced in his Canada home with mentor Hillsong pastor Carl Lentz, dealing with depression and anxiety he'd been suffering, he and Hailey are back together and looking even stronger after weathering this recent storm. Hailey reportedly supported her husband all the way through the process but had commitments at New York Fashion Week recently, so she was forced to leave his side. Justin joined her for a few days and then the couple headed to Laguna Beach where Justin owns a residence at the Montage Resort.

The pair brought their adorable pooch Oscar to enjoy their sunny day at the beach. Hailey rocked a super-sexy pink bikini with a revealing thong, while Justin wore Dodgers shorts and showed off his impressive abs and tattoos.

Our photographer on the scene tells us: "Justin was doting on Hailey. He can't get enough of her. And Hailey was looking into Justin's eyes and smiling the whole time. It's like they've fallen in love all over again."

We hope this is the start of a healthy and happy period for Justin and Hailey -- we love to see them carefree like this!

Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are back in LA, basking in the sun, and figuring their sh*t out.

The newlywed pop star and model have struggled as of late -- Justin trying to treat his depression and Hailey trying to figure out how to work around her husband's illness and keep it together.

Bieber was in Canada, holed up with his mentor Hillsong pastor Carl Lentz, while Hailey spent some time with him and some time in New York for fashion week, working. Reports claim the two have felt lots of tension in their young relationship and that they've even decided to postpone their wedding ceremony to allow time for things to settle and calm.

So the two retreated to the luxury Montage Laguna Beach resort where Justin owns a residence, to enjoy to unusually warm sunny southern California weather and to reconnect.

Clearly Justin's feeling better if he's up to braving the stresses of being back in LA. Spending a few days at the Montage will allow him a soft re-entry before being thrust back into the spotlight once he's back in the city.

Bieber was dressed way down in sports shorts, wearing his bedroom slippers, while Hailey looked fresh off some morning yoga in a matching grey sports bra and leggings. Justin was animated as he described something to Hailey -- "this high and this wide" he seemed to be saying. Might he have been envisioning their nuptials on the lawn of the resort, overlooking the beautiful coastline???

Paris Jackson was hospitalized after a reported suicide attempt Saturday morning. TMZ reports Jackson was rushed to the hospital early this morning after slitting her wrists. She reportedly "lost a lot of blood" but was stable; she was placed on a 5150 psychiatric hold, according to the site.

An LAPD spokesperson told Radar Online, "We can confirm that an ambulance attended a suicide attempt at the 7200 block of Hillside in Los Angeles earlier today. The victim was transported to a local hospital – under HIPPA rules we cannot reveal this person’s identity."

Meanwhile, Paris responded to the story that TMZ Tweeted by writing: "bullsh*t. f—k you you f—king liars." She said on her Instagram story she's "chillin' like Bob Dylan."

A source tells Us Weekly that Paris is doing okay: "She is in better spirits and surrounded by friends and family,” a source told Us. “She’s strong but had a horrible episode, appears that everything she held inside finally burst. She does feel better and family and friends are still flying in."

Reports claim Paris has been stressed and confused since the documentary Leaving Neverland was released, accusing her late father Michael Jackson of sexually abusing young boys. The singer/model Tweeted, in reaction to those looking to her to explain the accusations, that it's not her job. She also wrote: "i’m just tryna get everyone to chill out and go with the flow, be mellow and think about the bigger picture. that’s me. smoke some weed n think about the bigger picture."

Aww what a cute little fam!

We caught Bradley Cooper and fiancee Irina Shayk enjoying a little downtime on the stairs near their home with daughter Lea De Seine yesterday, and it's pretty obvious that those rumors Lady Gaga is causing friction between them are totally false!

After A Star Is Born and the Oscars, a lot of people thought Bradley and Gaga were secretly in love and planning on leaving their partners for each other, but we're hearing it's actually the opposite.

A source tells X17:

"Bradley loves how secure Irina is with herself. She understands how important his work is to him, and is totally willing to pick up the parenting slack and do whatever is necessary to keep their family together. She never gives him a hard time about spending long hours on set or being away on travel, and she really is just the coolest chick. He feels very lucky to have her, and thinks a lot of his success is due to her unwavering support."

We don't think it will be long before baby #2 is on the way!

As they should!

Lori Loughlin and her daughter Olivia Jade are suffering the consequences of being the faces of the college admissions scandal, and it's hitting them right where it hurts... their bank accounts!

The actress has been dropped from the Hallmark channel, and will be written off the upcoming season of Fuller House, according to TMZ.

Meanwhile, the 18-year-old was dropped from her partnership with Sephora and her sponsorship with Tresemme. That lucrative social media influencer career she had? That's all but over, as no company will want to be associated with her going forward. That's gotta sting!

The college co-ed has almost made the decision, along with sister Isabella, 20, to withdraw from USC effective immediately. The girls believe they would be the victims of vicious bullying were they to return to campus for classes.

Loughlin's co-star John Stamos might have been covertly trying to lift her spirits yesterday, with the below clip of him and baby son John. "For those of us who just need a good smile right now," he captioned the video.

Cheaters never prosper!

For those of us who just need a good smile right now. xo

A post shared by John Stamos (@johnstamos) on Mar 14, 2019 at 7:05pm PDT

She's going to let the clothes do the talking!

Khloe Kardashian dressed daughter True in an "I Wish You Were Here" t-shirt yesterday, and it just so happened to be Tristan Thompson's birthday. Coincidence? We think not!

By now, Khlo is pretty aware that her ex is a bad boyfriend, but she's learning that he isn't the greatest parent either! The reality star hoped the NBA player would take an active role as a father to their daughter, but his actions are proving otherwise.

"Khloé is getting extremely upset with Tristan because he isn’t really making any effort to be involved in their daughter True’s life,” a source dished to Us Weekly.

"Khloé understands he is on the road because of basketball and lives in Cleveland, but she just feels that Tristan has moved on. Tristan’s attitude seems to be, ‘I will see True when I see her,’” the source added.

The athlete seems more focused on partying and hooking up with hot chicks these days! He's been spotted not once but twice with model Karizma Ramirez, and last week he was sipping cocktails by the pool in Miami with a bevy of ladies.

It's never cool to be a deadbeat dad!