Just in case you forgot how terrible Madonna is: this happened. Hey, Internet powers that be, can we just block Madge from Instagram for forever? No one needs to see this.

Right before the famed 2014 Met Gala on Monday afternoon, the "Like a Prayer" songstress posted a photo on her Instagram account of a woman's torso (presumably her own) wrapped in bandages with a banner that reads "CENSORED" across her nipples. Okay we get it, Madge, you're just sooooo edgy!

The Material Lady captioned the pic: "What i wanted to wear to Met Ball but Anna said Not this year! So I'm gonna work on music instead? #artforfreedom."

OH MY GOSH MADONNA YOU ARE SO ARTISTIC! YOU'VE GOT ART PUMPING THROUGH YOUR SINEWY VEINS! HOW DID YOU THINK OF SUCH A GROUND-BREAKING IDEA?! BECAUSE WE'VE DEFINITELY NEVER SEEN YOUR BOOBS BEFORE!

Umm can you tell we think this whole "censored" boob thing is pretty lame? 'Cause it is.

And it looks like Vogue's dragon lady wasn't feeling this "look" either. We love that Wintour put her foot down on this ridiculous excuse for an "outfit." Daring is one thing -- but this shiz is just dumb. Athletic tape plus fun bags does not an outfit make!

While we think it's possible Wintour said no to the 55-year-old's delightful frock because tape around one's body isn't fashion -- maybe she's just sick of seeing Madonna's tits. Just like the rest of us.

At this rate when she turns 70, Madonna's just going to be walking the Met red carpet in nothing but a merkin and wearing a see-through cone bra, tatas everywhere as she references her former glory days, well past her prime. Ya know -- 'cause it's artsy.

We aren't sure what's worse: Madonna's intended outfit or the Met Gala's vague, "White Tie and Decoration" theme? We vote for both.

Too cute!

Sexy lady Nicole Scherzinger and her boyfriend, racecar driver Lewis Hamilton, looked lucky in love when they spent some time hanging out in Malibu. For the outing, the 29-year-old racer escorted his lady love in a 1966 Shelby Cobra 427 Super Snake, which is valued at $5.5 million. Uhh that's quite the hefty price tag for a car! Who new race-car driving paid so well?!

Hamilton was dressed up in a Hawaiian shirt, while Nicole wore a sun hat with a floral dress. The duo looked all geared up for the Cali heat with their breezy ensembles!

The singer was on-trend with nude strap heels and added a chic white sun hat to her look.The singer finished off the look with gold bangles, a few rings and gold-rimmed sunglasses.

Despite making up and breaking up several times, the pair looked happy as can be as they walked hand in hand in the upscale beach community. Since reconciling for the third time at the end of 2013, Scherzinger and Hamilton appear to still be going strong.

Hamilton is often dubbed, "the first black driver in Formula One", and is also the first driver of African heritage to win a major race at Indianapolis Motor Speedway in any discipline. Pretty impressive!

Megan Fox appears on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today, and the 27-year-old starlet chats all about her family and her upcoming flick, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. But what happens when you mix work with being a few months pregnant? Lucky for us, Megan explains!

Megan tells Ellen, “I got pregnant with Bodhi two weeks into filming Ninja Turtles, which is an action movie and requires a lot of running and jumping and stunts and so I spent the entire…anyone that’s been pregnant know your first trimester can be pretty rough and you’re nauseous all day long. So I spent the whole shoot basically, the producers would come see me in the morning in the makeup trailer and I would be clinging to a box of saltines and we had, we kept pickles in the refrigerator for me and I was just constantly on the verge of vomiting."

Before that Megan showed off the adooooorable photos above of her sons Noah, 19 months, and Bodhi, 2 months and she revealed that Bodhi wasn't planned and neither was Noah. "I mean, we can't let Brian near me anymore," she joked.

Talk about bad romance!

Chris Brown will celebrate his 25th birthday today locked up in jail, but his on-again girlfriend Karreuche Tran proved her loyalty and willingness to stick by her man by posting a sweet throwback snapshot of the pair.

"Happy birthday Christopher. I love and miss you… can't wait to give you a big kiss and hug," she captioned the photo.

It sounds like Breezy has finally realized his lady love is "The One", because rumor has it he plans on popping the question when he is released from the pokey.

"I don’t know if that's him being lonely in jail but that's what he tells her. He calls her his wifey and tells her all the time that she's perfect wife material," a source dished to Hollywood Life.

"He basically told her that when he gets out things are going to be way different between them and that he’s going to return all the favors she's given him with a surprise of a lifetime," the source added.

If this is true, Rihanna is NOT going to be happy!

What a weird sequence of events!

Justin Bieber attended the Mayweather fight in Las Vegas on Saturday before jetting to Washington to hang with Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson, and the unlikely pair went to church to hear Pastor Judah Smith speak before letting loose at Lucky Strike bowling alley!

The Biebs has been hanging with a lot of athletes these days! Well, and Kylie Jenner!

JB and the 16-year-old reality star hung out with pals in Sin City for the big boxing match this past weekend, and the "Baby" singer decided to rub it in ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez's face by posting an Instagram snap of the pair!

Nobody is safe from Bieber fever these days!

Yummy!

Liam Hemsworth showed off his fit form when he spent a day surfing in Malibu on Sunday.

Emerging from the waves in the tight black wetsuit, the 24-year-old actor highlighted his muscular physique between catching some waves in the Pacific Ocean.

Miley Ciley's ex flame is currently filming Cut Bank and The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2.

It's hard not to notice Liam's overwhelming physique. Even his Hunger Games co-star Natalie Dormer is a fan of his bulging biceps. The Game of Thrones actress recently chatted about her co-star's hot bod while on an appearance Late Night with Seth Meyers.

"It was a struggle keeping up with the likes of Liam Hemsworth - he's a big guy holding the gun with his little finger while I'm running behind."

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 flies into theaters Nov. 21, 2014.

She sure knows how to suck!

Over the weekend, Heidi Klum posted a rather suggestive pic of her sucking on a popsicle -- further proving she still knows how to make men's tongues wag.

The snap, which she captioned, "Yummy," shows the mom-of-four indulging in a sweet rainbow treat. Even supermodels deserve a guilty pleasure every once in a while -- even a phallic-looking one!

The 41-year-old Project Runway host posed in a rolled-down pink maxi-dress, revealing her bright orange triangle bikini top and her flat stomach.

After spending Sunday morning by the pool, Heidi celebrated daughter Leni's 10th birthday.

The proud mama celebrated the big 1-0 by throwing a party, complete with gold balloons, festive decorations and presents piled high. The America's Got Talent judge shared a bevy of photos via Instagram of her fun-filled day.

Looks like Heidi's enjoying the single life!

Holy Moly ... watch your mouth, Bruceypants! And speaking of pants, would it be too much to ask one of his fashion-forward daughters to help him pick out some jeans that aren't sorta reminiscent of JNCOs?

After church in Calabasas on Sunday, Bruce Jenner dropped the f-bomb on photographers and proceeded to call them "bottom feeders" when asked why he was so pissy. Wonder why he's always in such a bad mood?! Every time we snap everyone else in the family, they're either smiling or politely declining to answer questions about their personal lives.

Seriously ... sourpuss city!