Correct us if we're wrong, but was Johnny Depp ever this glued to Vanessa Paradis' side during the 14 years they were together?

On Saturday Johnny and fiancee Amber Heard were photographed leaving the Bowery Hotel in New York City, and lately it seems like the 50-year-old actor can't leave the 27-year-old starlet unattended for more than a few hours! From accompanying her to her movie premieres to throwing a star-studded engagement party at the Carondelet House in Los Angeles earlier this month, Johnny has been quite attentive to his 27-year-old lady love.

The couple are reportedly planning a low-key wedding on Depp’s private island in the Bahamas later this year.

Bruceypoo! That's not very nice!

On Saturday afternoon Bruce Jenner ran errands with daughter Kendall, and after switching cars, a photographer asked the 64-year-old reality TV star how he was doing. Bruce yelled, "Go f*ck yourself!" and as he walked by another pap, he gave the lensman a shove and said, "And you can go f*ck yourself too, buddy!" MEOW!

On Friday afternoon we caught Bruce paddle boarding in Malibu ... maybe he was still sore from that? He didn't look like he was having the easiest time in the ocean...

From synchronized swimming to angel wings to guest appearances by most of the cast of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (yes really), this music video has it all!

Lady Gaga dropped the vid for “G.U.Y." on Saturday evening, and the nearly 12-minute clip also features the songs “ARTPOP” and “Venus.” Gaga tweeted, “It is like the Gay Super Bowl at our HAUS. Thank You to all the monsters who have supported me through thick and thin. THIS ONE’S FOR YOU!” She also wrote on Instagram earlier in the day, “G.U.Y. stands for GIRL UNDER YOU and its video is out tonight!"

Kyle Richards, Lisa Vanderpump, Kim Richards, Yolanda Foster, Carlton Gebbia and Andy Cohen all appear in the video, along with some ridiculously awesome costumes ... check it out above!

Though Kim Kardashian looked like she was ready to walk down the aisle, it was actually pal Ciara's big day! Still, we're glad Kim's finally ditched the skintight pencil skirts...

Kim and mom Kris Jenner were snapped arriving at the R&B singer's baby shower on Saturday, and they loaded their whole car full of goodies for the mom to be.

Kim is undoubtedly still on a high from her Vogue cover, which was released yesterday, but she's faced a bit of a backlash from the public! Yesterday Sarah Michelle Gellar tweeted, "Well......I guess I'm canceling my Vogue subscription. Who is with me???," and when we polled our X17 readers, a whopping 79% of you said Kim and Kanye have no business being on the cover of the mag. Hmm...

Don't get that hair wet!

On Friday Bruce Jenner tested out his new wetsuit in Malibu with a paddle boarding session in the Pacific Ocean, and the 64-year-old reality TV dad looked a little out of practice! Or are these the kinds of faces he always makes?

And speaking of his face, there was a new report out this week that Bruce wants to get even more plastic surgery! After having his Adam's apple shaved down earlier this year and allegedly getting Botox, hair plugs and a handful of other procedures, a source tells the National Enquirer that Bruce is now "getting ready for a neck-lift"! A source tells the tabloid that estranged wife Kris Jenner thinks “Bruce is making himself – and her – look like a fool."

Thankfully daughter Kylie was there to lend moral support ... and bring him a bagged lunch! But when it was time to give his 16-year-old a hug, she wasn't too keen on getting wet:

Apparently today is World Water Day ... thanks for letting us know Gwynnie!

On Saturday a barefaced Gwyneth Paltrow Instagrammed the photo above and wrote, "Full of healing power. #iLoveWater #WorldWaterday @drop4drop."

World Water Day has been observed since 1993, and the United Nations declared that this year's theme is "energy and water." Rector of United Nations University David Malone, this year’s coordinator of World Water Day, said, “Through this day, we seek to inform decision-makers, stakeholders and practitioners about the interlinkages, potential synergies and trade-offs, and highlight the need for appropriate responses and regulatory frameworks that account for both water and energy priorities."

Melanie Griffith and daughter Dakota Johnson lunched in Beverly Hills on Friday afternoon, and seeing as shooting on Fifty Shades of Grey recently wrapped, we're sure the ladies had plenty to catch up on. If we were Dakota's mom, we might not be interested in hearing TOO much about her kinky sex scenes for the erotic thriller though...

While signing on to big screen adaptation of E.L. James' book was a big decision, it looks like it's paid off for the 24-year-old starlet, as she's recently been cast opposite Johnny Depp in the Whitey Bulger bio-pic Black Mass.

As always, Melanie was up to her usual tricks:



Guess Dakota doesn't care about second hand smoke!

On Friday Khloe Kardashian hit the gym and went to the hair salon, and the reality starlet went significantly lighter on the ends of her wavy mane.

"Thanks @anjabee for giving me my blonde b*tchy babe hair!" Khloe later wrote on Instagram, along with a shot of her new 'do. "@jenatkin your moral support was much appreciated." Maybe she meant beachy? Either way, we're lovin' the ombre look!

Kim K. wishes she looked this good when she was a blonde!