Mariah really does give the breast presents!

Folks no longer have to wonder what Mariah Carey is giving hubby Nick Cannon for his 33rd birthday -- her boobs! And we got jokes for days! Here are some: Looks like Nick is getting two gifts this year or at least a handful presents. We had a vision of Mariah's tatas and it was all that she's given to us! Sorry Moroccan and Monroe, Daddy's gonna be playing with a different set of twins on his birthday! HEY OH! We'll be here all day.

The singer tweeted a super sexy shot in even sexier lingerie to her main man, 'Happy Birthday to my Hubby @NickCannon...my baby I'm waiting on youuuu hahaha! KKLB! GHL!!!! Mwah !!!!!"

Wearing only a button down and and a frilly bra, Mariah's assets were on full display to her almost 14 Twitter followers. That pic is a real eyeful and would send any husband right home! Did the former American Idol judge pull an Anthony Weiner and accidentally tweet out a private sext meant for Nick's eyes only to her fans? Probably not -- but we can hope!

While the Wild & Out birthday is today, Mariah posted the racy pic last night -- so we can only assume Nick took his wife for a wild ride in the sheets after seeing that pic. Last year the star couple had a big bash for Nick at Hollywood’s hotspot Playhouse nightclub. This year it looks the festivities are a far more intimate affair! Hubba hubba!

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In case you've been wondering what former Gossip Girl starlet Taylor Momsen has been up to, here's your answer!

The 20-year-old actress/singer appears in the November issue of Maxim, and she chats about her transition from child star to rock star and what makes her feel sexy.

"I've been making music since I can remember, and a few years ago I got to a place where I had a band and could quit acting; that was my day job," Momsen says. "I was 12 when I signed on to Gossip Girl, and since then I've had two records, toured with Guns n' Roses ... I mean, it feels like a different world."

"It's less about what I'm wearing and more about feeling powerful while performing," she tells the magazine when asked what makes her feel sexy. "That gets my blood flowing."

Funny, coming from the girl who wears next to nothing onstage and exposes her tatas in photo shoots...

We have a feeling there's trouble in paradise!

Sofia Vergara and the rest of her Modern Family cast mates filmed a segment on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday, and when the Colombian beauty gave a wave on her way inside the studio, we noticed her huge diamond engagement ring was mysteriously missing!

Rumors swirled in September that TV's highest paid actress had called off her engagement to fiancé Nick Loeb because of his serial cheating, but the brunette bombshell never commented on the reports.

We wonder if she would consider getting back together with her ex Tom Cruise now that they're both (seemingly) single!

Paris Hilton has premiered the music video for her new song “Good Time” featuring Lil’ Wayne, and whether she's shaking her booty or writhing around in the pool, the heiress looks amazing. And Weezy's raps are just ... well, you'll have to watch the video!

“Just wanted to say thank you to everybody! I am so happy that you all love #GoodTime!,” the 32-year-old starlet tweeted. “I have the best fans in the world! Love you guys!”

This is the first official single off of Hilton's second album, which will be released later this year on Cash Money Records.

Why are you girls pouting?! Oh right -- that's just what pretty people do. Khloe Kardashian posted a pic of herself and big sis Kim on Monday -- and the Sisters K are looking fierce.

Along with the pic, Khloe wrote the caption, "Major moment with my Keeks! #PennyLane #AlmostFamousMovie #FauxFurIsFabulous #SisterSister."

Wearing a fur jacket, aviators and a fresh coat of bright lipstick, Khloe looked oh-so-glamorous while her stone faced sister showed off her perfect profile. Despite Khloe's marital woes, she has never looked better! In the past few days, she has been spending time with The Game. We definitely think looking like this is sure to grab his attention!

It is believed that the 29-year-old Khloe will file divorce papers from estranged husband Lamar Odom any day now. The reality star seems to be taking the troubles in stride and has been spotted around town recently dressed to the nines and looking in fine form. Keep it up, Khloe!

Much like Miley and her penchant for her new tongue-tastic trademark -- Sinead O'Connor is not letting this story die! Miley Cyrus and the "Nothing Compares 2 U" singer have been at it for the past week, trading digs via social media, interviews and endless open letters but we thought the beef was in the cooler when the "Wrecking Ball" singer went on the Today show and seemed to put the issue aside when said she that despite everything said, she was a "big fan" of Sinead's and that the things were "all good." Well apparently Sinead doesn't seem to think so! The verbose singer penned yet ANOTHER open letter (we think this is the fourth one, but we may have lost count) to the 20-year-old.

In the letter, the 46-year-old puts blame on Miley for the social media attack that has resulted from her criticism of Miley.

Sinead writes:

"As a result of what you did I have had numerous communications from people urging me to commit suicide. Not to mention I have been the subject of literally thousands of abusive articles and or comments left after articles, which state that I and therefore all perceived mentally ill people, should be bullied and be invalidated. Luckily I am a strong person. And I have four children whose lives would be destroyed if I were to buckle under the abuse you set me up for."

While we think urging someone to commit suicide is uncalled for and mental illness is a very serious issue and not to be mocked, we really do not believe that Miley "set [her] up for" it. Sinead is the one who began this battle and it has unfortunately turned out to be a social media war.

The Irish songstress has some valid points in all of her letters but the message gets lost in the constant stream of words. Hopefully Sinead can do what the much younger Miley seems to have done and just let it go -- that way we can all move on and talk about something other than Miley Cyrus and her tongue.

Click thru to see Sinead's fourth open letter in its entirety ...

Wonder what baby mama Lauren Silverman thinks of this?! Weren't these two going out for a romantic dinner date just last week?

Simon Cowell celebrated his 54th birthday at Sur last night, and not only was ex-girlfriend Terri Seymour by his side most of the evening, but when the duo left the restaurant, she sat in his lap in the car! We know Simon's friendly with his exes but this seems more than just platonic if you ask us!

Silverman was not present for the celebration, but last month during a chat with Ryan Seacrest, Simon said, "Let's put it this way, I wouldn't expect her to be a single mother." Just about everyone interpreted that as the music mogul's way of saying he was going to put a ring on it, but maybe he just meant he was going to pay a ton of child support and get his flirt on with whomever he chooses? Whatever makes him happy! And clearly he's doing just that...

Kanye West has been ordered to stay at least ten yards away from the Daniel Ramos, the photographer he allegedly attacked at Los Angeles International airport on July 19.

Prosecutors demanded that Kim Kardashian's baby daddy take anger management classes as a condition of bail, but the judge rejected their requests. Yeezy is being represented by Blair Berk (she famously represented Lindsay Lohan back in the day), so even though prosecutors have no less than 7 videos of the altercation, at least he's in good hands!

Kanye was charged with criminal battery and attempted grand theft last month after approaching a photog, putting him in a headlock, dragging him to the ground and damaging his camera equipment. If convicted of both misdemeanors, the rapper faces a maximum of a year in jail. The arraignment is set for October 10, and Gloria Allred is representing Ramos.