Don't hold your breath for a repeat hosting gig!

After his much criticized performance hosting the Oscars this past Sunday, Seth MacFarlane has declared he will never MC Hollywood's biggest night ever again!

After a fan reached out to the comedian via Twitter and asked whether he would ever do it again, the Family Guy creator didn't hesistate with his response.

"No way," he replied. "Lotta fun to have done it, though."

The 39-year-old was slammed by media and viewers alike after making inappropriate jokes about Adele's weight, Lincoln's assassination, and other controversial topics like Chris Brown's assault on Rihanna.

New York Observer's movie critic Rex Reed famously called actress Melissa McCarthy a "female hippo" in his review of Identity Thief earlier this month, and MacFarlane implied during the show that Adele's weight would be his next target.

"Rex Reed will be out here to review Adele's performance of 'Skyfall'," he quipped to an unresponsive audience.

We think we speak for the masses when we say Billy Crystal should be the permanent host!

It was still dark out when Kim Kardashian hit the gym Tuesday morning!

The 32-year-old reality starlet may have put on a few pounds since announcing her pregnancy, but she's still a dedicated gym rat! And she's finally at the point where she's trading in her skinnies for maternity jeans too.

"So I love sharing my favorite products and beauty and fashion tips with you all and I wanted to do my first mommy blog today to tell you about these new J Brand jeans I received," she wrote on her blog. "They are these super comfy maternity jeans with soft, stretchy side panels in the front and they are absolutely amazing! I feel like I’m back to my old self and I’m so happy! With this being my first pregnancy I’ve been finding it really difficult to find clothes that are comfortable and fit me well, but these are great."

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We've got a new list of stars to watch as they twirl and tumble on season 16 of Dancing With the Stars and this one promises to be fun!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa VanderPump will put on her dancing shoes ... and a sequined crop-top, we hope.

Country singer Wynona Judd will dance with pro Tony Dovolani. And fellow country star Kellie Pickler will pair up with Derek Hough.

As for the men, boxer Victor Ortiz will leave the ring for the dancefloor and Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Jacoby Jones will, no doubt, look good in some tight dancing pants as he shows of his moves with pro Karina Smirnoff.

Comedian Andy Dick promises to add some humor to the cast.

Noticibly absent - Maksim Chmerkovskiy! The pro has apparently left the show, to the chagrin of many American women. At least we'll have Val!

Here's a complete list of dancers you'll see on Monday, March 18 when the show premieres on ABC:

Women
Olympic gymnast Aly Raisman awith Mark Ballas
Country singer Kellie Pickler with Derek Hough
Country legend Wynonna Judd with Tony Dovolani
Disney Channel star Zendaya Coleman with Valentin Chmerkovskiy
Olympic figure skater Dorothy Hamill with Tristan MacManus
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa Vanderpump with new dancer Gleb Savchenko

Men
Boxer Victor Ortiz with new dancer Lindsay Arnold
Actor/Comedian D.L Hughley with Cheryl Burke
Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Jacoby Jones with Karina Smirnoff
Comedian Andy Dick with former castmemeber Sharna Burgess
Actor Ingo Rademacher with Kym Johnson

On Sunday morning wife Jennifer Garner was busy getting her hair and makeup done for the Oscars, so it was Ben Affleck and their nanny who took their daughter Violet to a local spelling bee, and she won!

Jen told E! News on the red carpet, "Our family has already had a great day, so congratulations to our sweetie." Ben added, "I was more nervous at the spelling bee than I am now, I don't know what that says. There was a lot of words. Let me tell you something, you and me might have been in trouble. We belong in the stands."

While Ben and Jen split parenting duties pretty evenly (well, when he's not working on a movie), he definitely raised a few eyebrows when he mentioned her during his acceptance speech for Best Picture last night.

"I want to thank my wife who I don't usually associate with Iran," he joked. "I want to thank you for working on our marriage for 10 Christmases. It's good. It is work but it's the best kind of work and there's no one I'd rather work." Judging by her face, she was just as surprised as we were, so maybe we should just chalk it up to Ben being nervous onstage?

Jessica Alba and husband Cash Warren took their adorable daughters Honor and Haven for a park playdate in West Hollywood yesterday, and the couple bring a new meaning to hands-on parenting!

The Fantastic Four actress barely put down her little redheaded cutie, and still managed to keep a watchful eye on her kindergartner, who seems to developing exceptional athletic skills!

Clearly the brunette beauty's favorite role is motherhood, but she's prepping to make an on-screen comeback since putting her career on the back burner to start a family.

In addition to lending her voice to the animated feature Escape from Planet Earth, Miss Alba will also be appearing in the Robert Rodriguez's upcoming movies Machete Kills and Sin City: A Dame To Kill For.

As her former bestie Paris Hilton would say... that's hot!

Kim Kardashian and boyfriend Kanye West cover the new issue of French magazine L'Officiel Hommes, and let's just say these two know how to sex it up!

The reality star and the rapper appear to be nude in a passionate embrace, and with photos this steamy, we're not the least bit surprised there's a Baby Kimye on the way!

She might have no problem posing for explicit pictorials, but she has a definite issue with impromptu videos being shot of her derriere!

As she headed to the Tracy Anderson studio for a workout over the weekend, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star snapped at photographers and not so politely asked them to refrain from capturing her famous booty on film.

"Don't be a**holes and shoot me from the back," the brunette beauty sniped.

You can tell the expectant mama is a little self conscious about her expanding pregnancy curves, but we bet Kanye doesn't mind!

Over the weekend we spotted Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale in Palm Springs with their adorable boys Kingston and Zuma, and it looks like their poor little Pomeranian pup had a minor operation, as Gwen carried him around.

But even with a cone on his head, he's still absolutely adorable!

Pregnancy isn't slowing her down!

Fergie attended the Armani fashion show in Milan, Italy on Sunday, and the Black Eyed Peas songstress covered her baby bump in a stylish shiny silver blazer, which she paired with a black body suit and barely any make up. Not that she needs any since she's definitely got the pregnancy glow these days!

A day earlier, Josh Duhammel's wifey looked white hot in a pantsuit from the designer at the Giorgio Armani - Luxottica event. When she wasn't sitting front row, Fergie Ferg took some time out of her schedule to shop for wares for her unborn bundle of joy. Cute!

We hope she has a little girl!