We've all seen Lindsay's private parts by now ... but finally we're able to see what she SAID to Playboy, not just what she SHOWED to Playboy.

The starlet tells the men's mag:

"Sex and sexuality are part of nature, and I go along with nature ... Knowing yourself and your body is so important because it gives you confidence and in life, women need confidence."

Lindsay posed in black pumps and a blonde wig, as an homage to her idol, Marilyn Monroe and the late Hollywood hottie's iconic Playboy spread.

Here are some more engaging and eloquent quotes from the interview:

"It's a very male-dominated world to begin with, so knowing yourself and being comfortable with your body is an important thing for me as a woman. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but this is mine."

"Ultimately we are each responsible for ourselves and for our actions," says the star, who has dodged long-term jail sentences more than once. "Looking back, I probably would have listened to and taken more advice from the people whom I admire and would have followed through with it more."

"My stubbornness at 18 and 19 years old got in the way. During the past five years, I've learned that time flies faster than you think, and because you only live once you have to learn from your mistakes, live your dreams and be accountable."

Today Victoria and David Beckham brought the entire family to Cruz and Romeo's soccer game in Santa Monica, and the A-list parents took turns holding their adorable five-month old daughter Harper Seven as they watched their youngest sons kick butt on the field. As always, Victoria wore sky high Christian Louboutin pumps and a sexy yet stylish outfit, but she was able to expertly navigate through the grass without getting so much as a speck of dirt on her clothes. That takes some serious talent!

Justin Timberlake dined at Dominick's restaurant with a few friends last night, and not only did the former boy bander enjoy an expensive meal, but his seemingly casual outfit cost thousands of dollars!

Justin wore a $4,600 quilted Louis Vuitton jacket, and he rocked a J. Lindeberg logo hoodie under his fancy winter coat. The brand's sweatshirts are generally priced at $170 and up, and when you factor in the Nike kicks, glasses and other accessories, that's more money than the average American makes in a month!

And the jeans aren't JT's own line, William Rast ... so what gives?

And what gives with Jessica Biel? Are these two together or not??? Apparently Justin doesn't want us to know ...

Miley Cyrus and LeAnn Rimes attended NBC's American Giving Awards in Los Angeles last night, and while Miley opted for a neutral floor-length gown and sophisticated makeup, LeAnn showed off her toned legs in a short frock and killer heels. We're not sure how the country cutie was able to stand in the shoes (let alone strut down the carpet in them!) but this morning she tweeted, "Dress last night....hot, comfortable and soft ... Shoes....hot and torture.....but loved! My feet need a foot rub :)". Ah, I'm sure her hunky hubby Eddie Cibrian could help her out with that...

Also spotted at the ceremony was Colin Farrell, who seems to be turning into a silver fox right before our eyes. When did the Irish stud get so grey?!

Yesterday a very preggers Jennifer Garner was spotted out and about with hubby Ben Affleck, and later we spotted the actress with her darling daughters Violet and Seraphina. It looks like Jen was quite busy convincing the two young ladies to get in the car, but even she couldn't help but laugh at her youngest daughter's antics. On a different note, isn't it crazy how much V looks like mom and how much Sera looks just like Ben?

Kim Kardashian is currently in Haiti to do some volunteer work with the We Advance organization, which is helping bring aid to the earthquake-striken country.

"She connected with [We Advance co-founder] Mario Bello and is there with Maria's foundation and also with her mom [Kris Jenner]," a source close to the reality TV starlet tells People. "Her intention was always to take the end of the year to focus on some of the other things that are important to her and this trip was one."

Kim created a tabloid frenzy when she filed for divorce from husband Kris Humphries on October 31 after just 72 days of marriage, so it seems like this is the kind of break she needed. Yesterday Kim tweeted, "What a beautiful day today! You only live once, so go for it! Make the best of it! Xo."

Selma Blair took her five-month-old son Arthur to the Santa Monica Pier yesterday, and it looks like the two had a blast on the merry-go-round!

While the Hellboy actress obviously loves being a mom, she recently revealed that she's experiencing some unwanted post-pregnancy side effects. “This is so not glamorous, but it’s true: I need to take longer showers so that I can collect the hair that falls out and throw it away so I don’t clog the drain. Why do actresses never talk about that?” she told People. “It just started falling out at the three-month mark. And I’m not a girl who likes extensions, so Selma’s going to be bald!”

On Thursday Bradley Cooper was spotted in Hollywood rocking jeans, a navy hoodie and a leather jacket, and on Friday we caught the actor wearing almost the exact same outfit when he left Katsuya in Brentwood. The Hangover hottie did switch it up with sneakers, an Eagles hat (well, he IS from Philly) and a white tee peeking out, but still! Wearing the same thing two days in a row is a major fashion faux pas ... unless of course you're Nicole Richie!