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Brooke Shields is a busy mom on the go ... especially with her latest Broadway role as Morticia Addams in the NYC production of the musical The Addams Family.

The gorgeous actress headed home from her favorite grocery store in midtown New York with a load of groceries including the new easy and convenient Heinz Ketchup's "Dip and Squeeze" packets.

Noel Geoffrey, VP of Heinz Brands, said the following about the new packets: "We are thrilled to help consumers make it easier and more fun to dip or squeeze Heinz Ketchup no matter where they are."

Brooke looks thrilled, too!

Her future's so bright, she's gotta wear shades!

Sandra Bullock took adorable son Louis out in the Los Angeles sunshine. We love how much Sandra is always with Louis -- such a hands-on mom!

And apparently she's not only a great mom, she's a great girlfriend! Ryan Gosling (not to be confused with rumored love Ryan Reynolds), who Sandra dated from 2002 to 2003, called her one of the "greatest girlfriends of all time."

Eat your heart out, Jesse!

John Travolta has been busy filming the stoner flick Savages opposite the gorgeous Blake Lively ... so we understand the A-list actor needs a break.

Travolta, who's going without a hair piece for his current role, hit the courts with a friend in Calabasas for a relaxing game of tennis. Gotta stay hydrated!

The 57-year-old actor is probably still wondering who ripped off his vintage Mercedes over the weekend. The Mercedes-Benz 280SL, worth at least $100,000, is still missing ... and Santa Monica P.D. tells us there are still no leads.

At least you got tennis, John ... to work off that stress and those pounds!

Chaz Bono rocked it out last night on the first episode of Season 13's Dancing With The Stars.

Sonny and Cher's child danced the cha-cha with professional partner Lacey Schwimmer and wow, he's got rhythm!

After the performance to the song "Dancing In The Street," DWTS judge Carrie-Ann Inaba said the following:

“I think people have been waiting all night to see you, Chaz, and you do not disappoint! You can dance! You had great footwork. You’ve got so much joy. You light up this room."

You go, boy! On the other side of the spectrum ... George Clooney's ex Elisabetta Canalis. Yikes! Girlfriend needs to practice BIG TIME. Watch her dancing debut below.



See all the stars behind the scenes in our gallery below.

Ashton Kutcher joining the cast of Two and a Half Men wasn't enough for CBS to dominate Monday night's top spot. Instead, the premiere episode of Dancing With The Stars sent ABC straight to the top.

Kutcher's debut on Men snagged 14.5 million viewers compared to DWTS' 21 million.

A few months back, CBS president Les Moonves had predicted "huge numbers" for the ninth season of the comedy, but unfortunately, his prediction fell short.

As for Ashton's performance on Men, he got mixed reviews. Variety gave Demi Moore's young hubby a thumbs up. As for how the show handled the death of Charlie Sheen's character, Variety said:

"Despite having to do an enormous amount of business in a half-hour, the producers look to have handled an awkward situation about as well as they possibly could ... don't be surprised if "Men" manages to keep on humming."

TV Line, however, said the following:

"Men wrestled with the hung-like-an-elephant in the room: Is there as much humor to be mined from a goofy, well-endowed billionaire as there was from a not-as-wealthy jingle writer who seemed to satisfy women just as easily? Early indicators suggest no."

Ouch! Guess time will tell.

Here's the trailer for Clint Eastwood‘s J. Edgar, in which Leonardo DiCaprio stars as the controversial head of the FBI, J. Edgar Hoover. Yup, this is the movie where he kisses Social Network hottie Armie Hammer, who plays his secret lover, Clyde Tolson!

Milk screenwriter Dustin Lance Black penned the flick, and though it features an impressive cast (including Naomi Watts, Judi Dench, Josh Lucas, Ed Westwick and Jeffrey Donovan), we're not sure what to think of Leo's accent ... or his old man makeup! Will this finally be the film that gets the Titanic hunk his Oscar? Sound off in the comment section after the jump!

Less than a year after giving birth to her first child, it seems like hot mama Ali Larter has dropped every last pound of her baby weight!

However, when we caught the former Heroes hottie running errands yesterday, we couldn't help but notice something funny going on with her tummy. Maybe she left her jeans in the dryer for too long? Or perhaps it's time to go shopping for a new pair? Click after the jump to see what we're talking about!

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Not only did Charlie Sheen's funeral take place on Two and a Half Men last night, but the actor was buried with brutal jokes during his Comedy Central roast, which was hosted by Family Guy genius Seth MacFarlane.

Charlie was a good sport about the majority of the jabs, but even we were a bit stunned at how far Seth and the other comedians went with their insults! No topic was off limits, including Charlie's ex-wives and children. “If you’re winning, this must not be a child custody hearing," funnyman Jeffrey Ross quipped. “The only time your kids get to see you is in re-runs. Don’t you want to live to see their first 12 steps?” Kate Walsh added, “It’s amazing ... after abusing your lungs, liver and kidneys, the only thing you’ve had removed is your kids.” Ouch!

In other Charlie news, he finally settled his dispute with Warner Bros. over his termination from Two and a Half Men. The 46-year-old actor will get an immediate payout of $25 million, and over the next ten years he will receive a total sum of $100 million in syndication profits, according to Us Magazine. Hmm, maybe that's why he was so sweet at the Emmys on Sunday night!

Click after the jump to see a clip from the roast ... and to read three more hilarious jokes from Seth and Steve-O!