Chelsea Handler isn't impressed by Kirstie Alley's much-talked-about weight loss on Dancing With The Stars.

She stopped by The Joy Behar Show and said she hates DWTS, but admitted to watching Alley ... for some not-so-nice reasons.

"I mean, obviously I had to watch when Kirstie Alley was on because I had to see what was going to happen to the floor, but ... I can't watch that show."

She called DWTS a "ridiculous program." Her explanation of why she didn't accept ABC's offer to do the show? "Because I have a job."

See the latest pics of Alley at DWTS rehearsal after the jump and in our gallery below.

Handler admitted that Alley "hates" her. Handler is known for making enemies of other celebs; she came under fire in the past for calling Angelina Jolie the "c" word, but told Behar she would never apologize for it.

The comedienne is also known for openly discussing her dating life. She was rumored to have been dating rapper 50 Cent. See what she said about the relationship after the jump.

When it comes to selecting the best dressed at Cannes, Salma Hayek and Rachel McAdams get our votes!

The actresses got glam for the opening ceremony of the 64th annual Cannes Film Festival. Ooh la la!

The Midnight In Paris actress looked stunning in a red silk Marchesa gown while Puss In Boots star Hayek dazzled in a silk georgette gown by Gucci Premiere.

See our gallery below to find out who else rocked the red carpet in Paris. 70-year-old actress Faye Dunaway also made an appearance. Check her out ... after the jump.

Heidi Montag loves fame, and everything it has to offer -- until now.

A year since The Hills' finale, the cosmetically-enhanced blonde has stayed out of the spotlight. And my, how fast time flies!

Heidi is putting herself right back in it by starring on the new reality show, On Reality Food, alongside ex-Bachelor, Jake Pavelka, and ex-Real Housewife of New Jersey, Danielle Straub.

We caught up her Wednesday evening at the opening of new a restaurant, Lemon Basket, in West Hollywood, along with some other celebs (click through to see who else showed up).

Heidi recently told reporters about her desire to maintain her privacy being back in Hollywood:

"From now on, I'm going to keep my life a little more private ... I enjoy my privacy. I'm just kind of getting my feet back into Hollywood."

For future reference, Ms. Montag, if you enjoy your privacy, don't do a reality show!

Glee's Jane Lynch is taking advantage of her free time now that filming for Glee's Season 2 is finished.

The actress and her wife, clinical psychologist Dr. Lara Embry, hiked up Runyon Canyon in Los Angeles. You know what they say ... the couple that sweats together, stays together.

The ladies, who tied the knot last May, then hit up Bodhi Tree Bookstore to pick up some afternoon reading. See more of Jane and her gal ... after the jump.

It's hard to keep up with the Kardashians! The jet-setting sisters all left home with their bags and headed to LAX airport Thursday, and our sources say they were en route to Miami!

The sisters have very different airport style; Kim stuck with sky-high heels, Kourteney grabbed a blanket for comfort and Khloe kept it comfy in a long dress.

We also like their different sunglasses style - Kim is oversized, Kourteney is cat-like and Khloe is channeling ... Elton John.

Looks like the next pics of these three will be on the beach! Wonder if Kim will let her famous booty get tan, or if she'll cover it up with a sarong as she's done recently ... much to the dismay of men everywhere!

See more pics after the jump and in our gallery below!

B&W photo courtesy of tylershields.com

Now that Season 2 of Glee has wrapped, 25-year-old beauty Dianna Agron has chopped her hair off. We have to admit, we're lovin' the new look!

Celebrity photographer Tyler Shields was on hand to witness the haircut ... even snapping a few photos of Dianna's short 'do. Tyler's work seems to be popping up everywhere these days. This past weekend, he was posing with Lindsay Lohan at a recent vampire-inspired exhibit. Busy guy!

See the starlet's blonde locks photographed with a dagger ... after the jump.

Check out Sharon Osbourne's new look (the photo on the right is from February)! Yes, she got a haircut, but did she also have a cosmetic surgery tune-up?

The America's Got Talent judge has been very open about her multiple enhancements:

"I made fun of the ladies who were nipped, tucked and pulled. That is, until I joined the club. Now I've got my membership; I'm not going to let it expire."

Sharon's reportedly had a tummy tuck, multiple facelifts, liposuction, lip injections and some breast work. She's even admitted to having spent $300,000 + on elective surgery.

What do you think she's had done this time? Brow lift? Anything else?

Find out what other addiction she compared plastic surgery to, after the jump.

Reese Witherspoon isn't letting an injured foot get in the way of her spa treatments.

The recently married 35-year-old actress limped her way into Ona Spa in Los Angeles.
Jim Toth's wife has been going to the LA-area spa for quite a while now ... even going there to get pampered before her wedding day.

The Water for Elephants star has her arms full of binders. Perhaps she plans on mixing a little business with some R&R. Good plan, Reese!

Let's hope your leg gets back to normal asap! See more of Reese's spa style ... after the jump.