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Charlie Sheen's sold out "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option" tour kicked off in Detroit last night, and rather than a standing ovation, the former Two And A Half Men Star received boos and bad reviews.

According to multiple reports, Sheen was booed offstage, and numerous audience members complained about the performance. "I want my money back!" Linda Fugate told the Associated Press after walking out of the show. "I was hoping for something," she said. "I didn't think it would be this bad."

When another annoyed audience member yelled, "You suck!" during the show, Sheen shot back, "Already got your f*cking money, dude." After less than an hour of ranting, plus appearances by his "goddesses," the show was cut short and Sheen exited the stage.

The 20-city tour is scheduled for the rest of April. Think the crowds will keep coming? Or did Sheen blow it?

Four months after announcing their split, Elizabeth Hurley filed for divorce from estranged husband Arun Nayar yesterday.

Hurley filed the documents at London's High Court, listing the Indian textile heir's "unreasonable behavior" as the reason she wishes to end their four year marriage.

After the couple separated late last year, Hurley was photographed kissing Australian cricket player Shane Warne, and though the model/actress insisted she and Nayar had separated months earlier, he was said to be upset by the photos. Why didn't he file for divorce first though?

OK, so the slightly frizzy hair is a pretty good indicator that the starlet already finished up her workout, (plus, we already snapped her picture immediately after she left Tracy Anderson's gym on Friday morning), but dayum! The fact that the mother of two looks this hot after sweating her skinny little butt off is something to be proud of -- most A-list reality stars hide behind their towel when we catch them fresh from the treadmill!

So what did Nicole have to say about hacking Khloe and Kim Kardashian's Twitter accounts as an April Fools' Day prank? Nic tweeted, "I DID NOT hack @KimKardashian's twitter! But @KhloeKardashian you were such a good sport. Until next year..." Of course, it looks like someone got into some mischief with Nicole's page, as she added, "SO FUNNY @JoelMadden & @KimKardashian! But I am a mature, classy, & sophisticated adult, & I don't have time for your "foolish" games!"

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With a sexy British accent of course!

Katie Price posed for pictures at the signing for her new book You Only Live Once at at Waterstones in Colechester, UK, and always, the glamour model showed off her figure in a very revealing outfit.

So what's the book about? In her latest autobiography, Katie reveals "the many highs and lows of the past few years, the challenges she has overcome, and the exhilaration of trying new things." Topics include her children, her divorces, and of course, her passion for horses. But what about those wild nights on the town? Think she chats about that at all?

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Cristiano Ronaldo and his agent Jorge Mendes jetted out of the airport in Lisbon, Portugal last night, and not only did the soccer stud look totally delicious, but get a load of his private jet:



Talk about the sweet life...

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Geri Halliwell, along with her sister, mother, boyfriend Henry Beckwith and darling daughter Bluebell enjoyed a day out at Thorpe Park in Surrey, UK over the weekend, and the Spice Girl looked absolutely thrilled when we snapped her riding a rollercoaster.

So what's new with the 38-year-old singer? It was recently reported that the Spice Girls were feuding over whether or not to release an album of previously unheard songs, with a source claiming Melanie Brown and Melanie Chisholm wanted to release the CD, while Halliwell, Emma Bunton and Victoria Beckham were against the idea. However, Sporty Spice shot down the rumors, tweeting, "Stories in UK papers today about a Spice Girls album are complete nonsense. Bore off!! I am very proud to be a Spice Girl and always will be. It's the false stories which are annoying."

Yesterday we spotted a cheerful and daisy duke-clad Amanda Seyfried walking her dogs in Hollywood, and the Red Riding Hood hottie flashed us a quick smile as she went about her business.

Amanda's latest movie has raked in $33.8 million domestically over the past month, and she's already beginning to work on two new projects, so she's definitely keeping busy!

But where's rumored beau Ryan Phillippe? Dealing with Alexis Knapp's baby mama drama or what?

Kanye West's former girlfriend Amber Rose has only been dating rapper Wiz Khalifa for a few months, but it's being reported that the pair are already taking their romance to the next level!

A source tells MediaTakeOut that Rose, 27 and Khalifa, 23, have already discussed marriage! "Wiz is going on tour for the next month. But he told her when he gets back, he’s going to marry her ... and he was serious. He asked her to start making plans," the insider tells the site. Khalifa recently gushed in an interview, "We’re really new, but we’re really close and understand each other’s life. Understanding is really important."

Rose split from West in August of 2010, so maybe this isn't a rebound after all?